Two years

Yes, it's the why.i.hate.dc two-year "blogiversary."

(See what I did there? I took the word "anniversary" and incorporated the word "blog" into it. That's so smurftastic.)

By now, I'm a veritable Washington institution. But I still haven't been going as long as the D.C. arsonist, who started burning down houses in mostly poor neighborhoods a good three weeks before I started blogging, and still has managed to escape capture from a crack multi-jurisdictional team of investigators who almost somewhat care.

So I guess we're like kindred spirits now. God speed, D.C. arsonist. You know what they say... "Get busy living, or get busy burning down some shit."