tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post115361968438147982..comments2023-10-30T11:47:53.134-04:00Comments on why.i.hate.dc: Are You This Guy?Dave Strouphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12284013068083846700noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153856909794025882006-07-25T15:48:00.000-04:002006-07-25T15:48:00.000-04:00Okay, several things.1. Yes, I wrote this first f...Okay, several things.<BR/><BR/>1. Yes, I wrote this first for my other blog. I apologize. I should have mentioned that. That being said, however, I'm wondering why anyone knows it, since I don't know why anyone would read my other blog because it kind of sucks. Anyway, I apologize for the oversight. I thought it would be fun to have a post on Sunday. I actually asked Rusty if he would mind a rehash and he said "no." So, while I was within my rights as a writer for this blog, I should have had more respect for you, the readers of Rusty's blog. <BR/><BR/>2. The deal with Rusty was for three or four posts, not every day. Just be patient. I have a actual job, you know.<BR/><BR/>3. I'm probably a jackass, too.<BR/><BR/>4. I don't know how I feel about flip-flops.<BR/><BR/>5. Sorry, Mr. Rose, but I don't know what to say. Please come back when Rusty starts writing again. I don't want to ruin what he has going here.<BR/><BR/>6. Krystal, it is a toy guitar. I don't want to have to tell you again.[REDACTED]https://www.blogger.com/profile/13115829713873019631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153856735254373992006-07-25T15:45:00.000-04:002006-07-25T15:45:00.000-04:00his ukelele broke so he can't write.his ukelele broke so he can't write.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153855161155216492006-07-25T15:19:00.000-04:002006-07-25T15:19:00.000-04:00"You know, when Rusty first asked me to do a littl..."You know, when Rusty first asked me to do a little guest writing in his absence, I was worried. What if I can’t find anything to write about next week, I thought."<BR/><BR/>I guess he ran out of things to write about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153854310887929392006-07-25T15:05:00.000-04:002006-07-25T15:05:00.000-04:00So, um, are you going to update?So, um, are you going to update?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153849958030778542006-07-25T13:52:00.000-04:002006-07-25T13:52:00.000-04:00washington is full of turdnecks.What really infuri...washington is full of turdnecks.<BR/><BR/>What really infuriates me is when a helicopter flies by and every fat corn-bred turdneck from nebraska stares in astonishment as if it's the second coming. no, it's fucking dubya.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153849126656751422006-07-25T13:38:00.000-04:002006-07-25T13:38:00.000-04:00I know, Krystal, what a lazy blogger. if I only ha...I know, Krystal, what a lazy blogger. if I only had this audience I'd be the biggest douchebag in town. And that's saying something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153848989373058122006-07-25T13:36:00.000-04:002006-07-25T13:36:00.000-04:00For my funeral, I will be burried in a giant douch...For my funeral, I will be burried in a giant douchebag. Then lit on fire.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153848894657856692006-07-25T13:34:00.000-04:002006-07-25T13:34:00.000-04:00Where is Schuyler? Is he strumming the ole ukele...Where is Schuyler? Is he strumming the ole ukelele again?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153847644557564832006-07-25T13:14:00.000-04:002006-07-25T13:14:00.000-04:00Your douchitude ranks at about 8.5Your douchitude ranks at about 8.5Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153847468457064902006-07-25T13:11:00.000-04:002006-07-25T13:11:00.000-04:00I want to hear about the style and social aspects....I want to hear about the style and social aspects. i couldn't care less what you clowns think about national/international politics. Local is okay, though....<BR/><BR/>--The Douchiest Douche That Ever Douched A DoucheAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153847367695759282006-07-25T13:09:00.000-04:002006-07-25T13:09:00.000-04:00You know, for a guy w/ a six-figure salary, you'd ...You know, for a guy w/ a six-figure salary, you'd think you'd have a bit more class.<BR/><BR/>On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate my doucherocity?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153845718133798142006-07-25T12:41:00.000-04:002006-07-25T12:41:00.000-04:00anonymous,I wasn't trying to impress anyone -- jus...anonymous,<BR/><BR/>I wasn't trying to impress anyone -- just defending myself against the asshole who claimed I was a janitor.<BR/><BR/>You have just achieved a new level of douchedom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153843837414386412006-07-25T12:10:00.000-04:002006-07-25T12:10:00.000-04:00shithole,I'm not impressed w/ the six figures. I'm...shithole,<BR/><BR/>I'm not impressed w/ the six figures. I'm ALMOST there. There are plenty of dumbasses making good money and brilliant people making crap--that's what this country is all about.<BR/><BR/>And, other dude, go ahead and flake off. This blog sucks when people just make facile topical comments on politics. i was more fascinated by the fact that a project manager doesn't know what pleats are.<BR/><BR/>And screw hipsters. I'm sick of them. Smoking Camels at the gym....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153842817055401392006-07-25T11:53:00.000-04:002006-07-25T11:53:00.000-04:00t_s_s:You don't want to wear pleated pants because...t_s_s:<BR/>You don't want to wear pleated pants because they make you look wider than you really are. Plus, my great-aunt swears by them. I think Dockers make flat-front. You can afford to switch out the pleats.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153839042384923792006-07-25T10:50:00.000-04:002006-07-25T10:50:00.000-04:00This blog has become pure shite. It's amazing you...This blog has become pure shite. It's amazing you mock these preppy types and yet it's so damn obvious you're one of them. <BR/><BR/>When you stick to commentary on DC news or politics, this thing shines. Sadly, however, more and more it looks like you guys really are better off just kicking back at happy hour at the Herpes Triangle (the Mst bars you pretend to hate) and pretending that you're so much cooler than that. This blog is coming off of my bookmarks immediately.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153832981470030952006-07-25T09:09:00.000-04:002006-07-25T09:09:00.000-04:00redraiderdc,Dood, you gotta be more specific. Am ...redraiderdc,<BR/><BR/>Dood, you gotta be more specific. Am I stupid because I make six figures, or am I stupid because I wear Dockers? Or are people that make six figures simply not allowed to wear Dockers????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153830172248663392006-07-25T08:22:00.000-04:002006-07-25T08:22:00.000-04:00DOCKERS!!?!?!?!? AND SIX FIGURES!?!?!?!?! You're n...DOCKERS!!?!?!?!? AND SIX FIGURES!?!?!?!?! You're not a man, you're just stupid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153829420164683312006-07-25T08:10:00.000-04:002006-07-25T08:10:00.000-04:00Actually, I'm a Project Manager and make six figur...Actually, I'm a Project Manager and make six figures.<BR/><BR/>But I have a question. First of all, I'm a self-admitted fashion dumbass. But pleats? Aren't they those little foldy thingy's at the top of the pants, just below the beltline? If so, how are these such a fashion faux pas? I wear Dockers and a tie to the office every day. Is this unacceptable? If so, since when are Dockers not allowed to be worn?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153795564418351162006-07-24T22:46:00.000-04:002006-07-24T22:46:00.000-04:00I'm a guy who just started in his late 20's (turne...I'm a guy who just started in his late 20's (turned 27 a week ago, woo!). You'll find me going to work in black (solid/striped/etc), slim fit, straight legged, non-pleated slacks, a starched and pressed collared shirt, black shoes and belt. Cell phone clipped to belt. Key cards clipped to belt. Yes, I am Commander Corporate Tool. I look like 10,000 other schlubs on their way to work everyday, trying to make it big, or just make it by.<BR/><BR/>But you'll never see me wander into douchebag territory. I have my values. People dressed for work wearing popped collars, Tumi message bags, and/or "funky" shoes deserve a good cock punching.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153792243273217842006-07-24T21:50:00.000-04:002006-07-24T21:50:00.000-04:00pleats are inexcusablepleats are inexcusableAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153791409523598232006-07-24T21:36:00.000-04:002006-07-24T21:36:00.000-04:00Apparently, shithole works as a janitor at some go...Apparently, shithole works as a janitor at some government office, and i"m really surprised that krystal has a semi-good job.<BR/><BR/>Btw, I look my best at 8 a.m. toots. From there, it's downhill....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153772698404664962006-07-24T16:24:00.000-04:002006-07-24T16:24:00.000-04:00for once i agree with shithole.for once i agree with shithole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153771324018076202006-07-24T16:02:00.000-04:002006-07-24T16:02:00.000-04:00joys of being a man? i have to wear a monkey suit...joys of being a man? i have to wear a monkey suit and a fucking tie around my neck every day, while the women get away with wearing fucking sweat pants and sneakers. Smurf that!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153770496715370712006-07-24T15:48:00.000-04:002006-07-24T15:48:00.000-04:00Who the fuck can afford to be fashion conscious li...Who the fuck can afford to be fashion conscious living here? I wear what I can afford to work, regardless of whether or not it is last year's fashion.<BR/><BR/>Along with being able to pee standing up, it is one of the many joys of being a man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1153768863359974042006-07-24T15:21:00.000-04:002006-07-24T15:21:00.000-04:00I don't like you very much, Schuyler, and I'll tel...I don't like you very much, Schuyler, and I'll tell you why. First of all, on your first entry on WIHDC you came out making fun of Rusty, which I just think is mean and kinda lame, considering he gave you the chance to write for a very popular blog for a week. Then, you shot down my comparison of your collar-popping entry to stand-ups making jokes about race, because you think that stand-ups making black vs. white jokes are stupid for a different reason than sheer overuse. I guess that's also a legitimate complaint against that genre of humor, but the point remains that those kinda jokes are hackneyed, just like your post. I know, I know- the "whole point," of your post was to mention that this whole collar-popping thing has been going on so long we shouldn't have to even talk about it. But you didn't write a post about how it's trite to talk about people popping their collars; you wrote about people popping their collars. Formally recognizing that your subject matter has been played out doesn't negate your re-tread, just like it doesn't help to say, "no offense," before you tell someone that they're ugly. Anyway, I was ready to give you another chance, and I actually thought that this latest post was kind of funny, until another commenter alerted us that you were pulling a John Fogerty, recycling an entry from your old blog and trying to pass it off as an original one for WIHDC. Now, if you had said something like, "this is from my old blog, but I think it still applies," I would have cut you a break, because I can see how you'd want to use your time here at WIHDC to its fullest by trying to put your best material forward, but there was no such disclaimer! And, this was directly after a post that started off commenting how easy it was to find anti-DC material to rant about. (Also, if you want to call me out on my John Fogerty analogy you can try, but the only difference that I can think of was that John Fogerty only slightly re-used a guitar part from his old band, while you completely used an entire old post, and tried to pass it off as new.) Long live Rusty!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com