tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post116135481103253427..comments2023-10-30T11:47:53.134-04:00Comments on why.i.hate.dc: RedundantDave Strouphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12284013068083846700noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1162215362265397762006-10-30T08:36:00.000-05:002006-10-30T08:36:00.000-05:00If more Washingtonians took a walk and their whole...If more Washingtonians took a walk and their whole lunch hour, this whole city would be more livable. I will never forget my first snow emergency when they said 'only essential personnel need report to work' - i had to go because I had no leave time accrued. I got onto the bus and it was packed like normal. I naively said to the guy next to me "I thought they said only essential personnel." and he said "Welcome to DC, everyone here thinks they are essential."Smartipantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08130269875342547445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161608825430741702006-10-23T09:07:00.000-04:002006-10-23T09:07:00.000-04:00Rusty, you're not fat. I'd totally do you.Rusty, you're not fat. I'd totally do you.HRH King Friday XIII, Ret.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10906200050785557272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161608701197409782006-10-23T09:05:00.000-04:002006-10-23T09:05:00.000-04:00you said:I think an hour is abnormal, yes. I can t...you said:<BR/>I think an hour is abnormal, yes. I can take the occasional hour lunch, but it's not something I feel entitled to, or have time for. I don't know anyone, that I can think of, with a consistent hour lunch break.<BR/>And, now that I think of it, when I do take an hour for lunch, it's usually to do work-- meetings, etc.<BR/>Do you work exactly 9 to 5, too?<BR/><BR/>to which i say, Mr. D.C. typical-type-a-i'm-important-because-i'm-soooo-busy:<BR/><BR/>i am entitled to an hour every day (which I don't usually use) and yes, i work exactly 9-5. and i'm paid well, too, so everyone else can suck my ass.<BR/><BR/>dedication is for suckers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161569551254225472006-10-22T22:12:00.000-04:002006-10-22T22:12:00.000-04:00To the dude who called me "cumdumpster,"That was a...To the dude who called me "cumdumpster,"<BR/><BR/>That was a joke, moron. Get a fucking clue.Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02850398011830933932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161567320756389082006-10-22T21:35:00.000-04:002006-10-22T21:35:00.000-04:00Rusty, nevermind the ten pounds that's not gonna h...Rusty, nevermind the ten pounds that's not gonna help your flabby ass.<BR/><BR/>whenever i see some tall redhaired dork on the "Metro" I think it's you.<BR/><BR/>--FentyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161567099245176382006-10-22T21:31:00.000-04:002006-10-22T21:31:00.000-04:00Rusty, I'm a white blinking dude... and nobody lis...Rusty, I'm a white blinking dude... and nobody listens to me.M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161550204201853332006-10-22T16:50:00.000-04:002006-10-22T16:50:00.000-04:00"I swear I have a real girlfriend. She goes to col..."I swear I have a real girlfriend. She goes to college out of state so she's always to busy to visit. Why doesn't anyone blieve me??"<BR/><BR/>youre a fucking liar, cumdumpster.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161540336671897152006-10-22T14:05:00.000-04:002006-10-22T14:05:00.000-04:00one might argue that the spending of tax dollars o...one might argue that the spending of tax dollars on traffic cops is totally gratuitous because it accepts responsibility for the morons who would otherwise be occupying the *moving* section. what you ought to have is a contained explosion that can be readily reset and whose detonator is accessible to those who find themselves simultaneously at a green light and not able to move forward. or a trap door, if one must have a less pyrotechnically-friendly solution *rolls eyes*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161531768624170302006-10-22T11:42:00.000-04:002006-10-22T11:42:00.000-04:00I don't have a girlfriend, so you are wrong, sucke...I don't have a girlfriend, so you are wrong, sucker.Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02850398011830933932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161524385914154512006-10-22T09:39:00.000-04:002006-10-22T09:39:00.000-04:00i bet rusty's girlfriend if fat and ugly.i bet rusty's girlfriend if fat and ugly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161500292891068552006-10-22T02:58:00.000-04:002006-10-22T02:58:00.000-04:00It doesnt bother me that much, but sometimes those...It doesnt bother me that much, but sometimes those crossing guards do get little overzealous. The best is when they fight with the homeless.GTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00004117992780647943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161492389982924752006-10-22T00:46:00.000-04:002006-10-22T00:46:00.000-04:00It's probably a goal of yours not to get winded fr...It's probably a goal of yours not to get winded from picking up quarters you drop when you're trying to buy donuts from a vending machine for your 15 minute lunch break from shaking a cup for quarters. haha Hope you didn't get tired from reading that uber-long sentence.<BR/><BR/>I hope I'm there to witness your lard butt get hit by a car when you waddle across the street. You better be glad those crossing guards are there for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161408896805465962006-10-21T01:34:00.000-04:002006-10-21T01:34:00.000-04:00I actually really liked this post. It's nice to s...I actually really liked this post. It's nice to see Rusty taking some literary digressions with his intro, like a pitchforkmedia review done well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161404436978530332006-10-21T00:20:00.000-04:002006-10-21T00:20:00.000-04:00i take more an hour for lunch, as do most of the p...i take more an hour for lunch, as do most of the people i know. then again, i work for the federal government, so i guess it's expected of me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161388269196509002006-10-20T19:51:00.000-04:002006-10-20T19:51:00.000-04:00rotaries! spread the dumb! jersey does it! it must...rotaries! spread the dumb! jersey does it! it must be rightAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161379977571002742006-10-20T17:32:00.000-04:002006-10-20T17:32:00.000-04:00I've noticed that the lunchtime crossing guards at...I've noticed that the lunchtime crossing guards at 19th and K tend to stand in the middle of the intersection, where cars barreling up 19th sometimes have to swerve to miss them. I don't understand how that makes the street safer, and the box will sure-as-shit be blocked when, inevitably, some three-martini luncher miscalculates.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161376344681508402006-10-20T16:32:00.000-04:002006-10-20T16:32:00.000-04:00Blocking the box:When a light is green and people ...Blocking the box:<BR/><BR/>When a light is green and people inch forward so they are in the middle of the intersection, thinking they will make the green light. As well all know, DC traffic sucks, and so the light turns red. Thesse people are then pretty much stuck in the middle of the street. This leaves those who now have a green light no choice but to sit there and honk at the asshole who "blocked the box." Being locked in at that green light is probably one of the most frustrating experiences you can have behind the wheel, in my opinion.<BR/><BR/>And if that was a crappy explanation of blocking the box, sorry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161374637705763552006-10-20T16:03:00.000-04:002006-10-20T16:03:00.000-04:00There's nothing worse than writing a shitty post b...There's nothing worse than writing a shitty post because of the hater's block and then being called fat. Terrible day.<BR/><BR/>I could lose ten pounds. You've got me there.Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02850398011830933932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161372414736275762006-10-20T15:26:00.000-04:002006-10-20T15:26:00.000-04:00This is anonymous: "Ooo look at me... I'm sooo bu...This is anonymous: <BR/><BR/>"Ooo look at me... I'm sooo busy and sooo important.... I only have 10 mins for lunch and 5 mins to shit at work (even though I spend all day on why i hate dc leaving retarded anti-rusty comments). So Rusty MUST be an overwieght degenerate for taking a full 1 hour."HRH King Friday XIII, Ret.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10906200050785557272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161371663540119472006-10-20T15:14:00.000-04:002006-10-20T15:14:00.000-04:00"So fucking what"So you asked, "Is that abnormal?"..."So fucking what"<BR/>So you asked, "Is that abnormal?"<BR/>Yes, I think it is. That's all. <BR/>But good for you, seriously; having a break to walk around midday would be awesome.<BR/>In fact, if I had it, I would probably be less fat myself.<BR/>I wasn't criticizing, truly. I don't happen to know anyone in this town who has an hour lunch break, as you said you do.<BR/>Sorry, didn't mean to seem to be on the hating bus.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161370639964168912006-10-20T14:57:00.000-04:002006-10-20T14:57:00.000-04:00Thanks, aNonYmous.Thanks, aNonYmous.Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02850398011830933932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161370579124872762006-10-20T14:56:00.000-04:002006-10-20T14:56:00.000-04:001. I admit this post sucks, so, you can lay off th...1. I admit this post sucks, so, you can lay off there. I already know.<BR/><BR/>2. I don't even know what "blocking the box" means.<BR/><BR/>3. Since my lunch breaks are now considered important, I don't take an hour every day. But, when it's slow, I take an hour. So fucking what.<BR/><BR/>And I work 9-5:30.Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02850398011830933932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161370508354882302006-10-20T14:55:00.000-04:002006-10-20T14:55:00.000-04:00All you posters are idiots. Welcome to the city- g...All you posters are idiots. Welcome to the city- gridlock and pedestrians are part of the mix. And honestly, I've worked on K street for 5 years- it's not that bad. Especially during lunch - including and past 2 pm when the guards are still out there. They're actually causing more problems then they help. Just yesterday I saw them force- FORCE- a bus to turn right from the middle lane (the bus route runs straight by the way). No crashes ahead to avoid, no reason for it, just made him go. But then they wouldn't let the truck trying to turn right do so, meaning they had to drive to a block three streets over to make a right (due to one-way traffic). What's the point? THey get off whistling at people in busines suits and yelling at them not to move, while not truly helping gridlock at all. Anyone who thinks they do is an idiot. Also, five weeks ago, they waved on a car which then hit a scooter that the other controller (on the other side) had waved on. So yeah, pretty helpful.<BR/><BR/>aNonYmousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161369616980435862006-10-20T14:40:00.000-04:002006-10-20T14:40:00.000-04:00I think an hour is abnormal, yes. I can take the o...I think an hour is abnormal, yes. I can take the occasional hour lunch, but it's not something I feel entitled to, or have time for. I don't know anyone, that I can think of, with a consistent hour lunch break.<BR/>And, now that I think of it, when I do take an hour for lunch, it's usually to do work-- meetings, etc.<BR/>Do you work exactly 9 to 5, too?<BR/>Heh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1161368795865198312006-10-20T14:26:00.000-04:002006-10-20T14:26:00.000-04:00Seriously Rusty, I don't usually hate on you like ...Seriously Rusty, I don't usually hate on you like some others here, but this post was just a waste of bandwidth. Haven't you ever walked through that intersection at rush hour? Without the traffic controllers cars would rush through when they can't fit, blocking the box; and pedestrians would continue to cross after the blinky hand turned red, preventing right turning cars from making it through. It would be a total mess. Go walk on the Mall, dodging fat midwesterners is probably easier to hate on than annoying traffic controllers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com