tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post3448470765360191377..comments2023-10-30T11:47:53.134-04:00Comments on why.i.hate.dc: The DC Douche QuizDave Strouphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12284013068083846700noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-85872490158257591102008-09-27T14:33:00.000-04:002008-09-27T14:33:00.000-04:00This blog sucks.DC sucks.All the people in DC suck...This blog sucks.<BR/><BR/>DC sucks.<BR/><BR/>All the people in DC suck.<BR/><BR/>You all suck.<BR/><BR/>FUCK THIS CITY. FUCK THIS COUNTRY. FUCK YOU ALL.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-87745414283288058022008-09-19T14:22:00.000-04:002008-09-19T14:22:00.000-04:00Can someone please tell me what is going on at thi...Can someone please tell me what is going on at this blog? I am so confused.Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02268153504238284552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1105313955657168472008-09-15T17:30:00.000-04:002008-09-15T17:30:00.000-04:00agreed dc sucks =pagreed dc sucks =pshabootyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10753570135587374570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-25177271629786343242008-09-13T18:22:00.000-04:002008-09-13T18:22:00.000-04:00Further reasons to be afraid of our favorite DC su...Further reasons to be afraid of our favorite DC subgroup:<BR/><BR/>http://dcist.com/2008/09/12/two_md_gay_men_attacked_near_bebar.php<BR/><BR/>I really hope the victims come through OK. This is disgusting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-67017695854684575162008-09-12T16:20:00.000-04:002008-09-12T16:20:00.000-04:00And I only scored a 5 on this little quiz for my s...And I only scored a 5 on this little quiz for my short-lived career in student government.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-25120035934856665592008-09-12T11:45:00.000-04:002008-09-12T11:45:00.000-04:00metroid is the ultimate dc douche on this blog so ...metroid is the ultimate dc douche on this blog so far.<BR/><BR/>personally, i can't believe anyone would ever wear nantucket reds no matter where they're from. those are the most hideous fuckin pants in the world.CG 86https://www.blogger.com/profile/11600917810590347674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-38789160226679232782008-09-10T15:26:00.000-04:002008-09-10T15:26:00.000-04:00I think is is what liz was going for, expect this ...I think is is what liz was going for, expect this guy does it much better.<BR/><BR/>Kind of odd they both popup on DC blogs on the same day.<BR/><BR/>http://joah.typepad.com/diatribes/2008/09/who-is-the-wash.htmlGeorgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04564368004673461146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-65780407583346409202008-09-10T15:16:00.000-04:002008-09-10T15:16:00.000-04:00I scored 35 It was that damn middle school electi...I scored 35 It was that damn middle school election's fault that I surpassed a comfortable 30. Plus I already knew I was probably the female equivalent of a douche...whatevs that is.Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04543985455405973545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-29355151071139677182008-09-10T14:10:00.000-04:002008-09-10T14:10:00.000-04:00I agree on one of the points: J. Crew. It means yo...I agree on one of the points: J. Crew. It means you are poor and trying to emulate something that you're not. You should be picking up a pair of Nantucket reds from Murray's Toggery Shop on your summer trip to the Cape, not from a mall in NOVA.<BR/><BR/>Carry on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-37652455723454323752008-09-10T12:31:00.000-04:002008-09-10T12:31:00.000-04:00So I scored 35 points. Am I a douche or not? You c...So I scored 35 points. Am I a douche or not? You could have put some sort of explanation of what the points meant so I would know - like in those sex quizzes in Cosmo that I used to do when I was a teen because they gave me a boner.Plandishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03111712780204740028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-80034765959255994362008-09-10T10:53:00.000-04:002008-09-10T10:53:00.000-04:00Anonymous: Liz is trying to tell us that she visit...Anonymous: Liz is trying to tell us that she visits Barnes & Nobles at least twice a month. :)M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-86694095164883730062008-09-10T10:45:00.000-04:002008-09-10T10:45:00.000-04:00re: the Gladwell explanationWhat the hell is this?...re: the Gladwell explanation<BR/><BR/>What the hell is this? Like you're displaying some sort of elite knowledge here? Gladwell is a well known pop culture phenomenon for faux-intellectuals. I guess I shouldn't expect any less from Liz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-35008615253189831452008-09-10T10:39:00.001-04:002008-09-10T10:39:00.001-04:00Shiane,Touche, and congratulations. I am, in all ...Shiane,<BR/><BR/>Touche, and congratulations. I am, in all probability, a douche. <BR/><BR/>But why did you put the quotes around both the words "arbitraty" and "rules"? This makes no sense. <BR/><BR/>You should have put the quotes around the word "rules" only. <BR/><BR/>As written, however, you appear not to be mocking me and my dumb rules of comedy, but rather mocking the fact that you find the rules to be arbitrary.<BR/><BR/>Correcting comments....That settles it. I'm totally a douche. Gimmie 20 more points. <BR/><BR/>But I bet that we're both still funnier than Liz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-3708991571571452332008-09-10T10:39:00.000-04:002008-09-10T10:39:00.000-04:00"the theory of making masses of people do what you..."the theory of making masses of people do what you want"<BR/><BR/>--THAT is what you got out of that book?M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-27533987045703033302008-09-10T10:37:00.000-04:002008-09-10T10:37:00.000-04:001. Stopped wearing J. Crew five years ago.2. Kudos...1. Stopped wearing J. Crew five years ago.<BR/><BR/>2. Kudos on the contained hair toss (something I'm always watching out for).<BR/><BR/>3. Anyone taking the bus is a loser. If I ever find myself in such reduced circumstances again, I shall make mid-course corrections.M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-67432537609806899152008-09-10T10:01:00.000-04:002008-09-10T10:01:00.000-04:00You feel the need to correct another person's blog...You feel the need to correct another person's blog post anonymously because of some 'arbitrary rules' of humor.<BR/><BR/>10 pointsShianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16369766570887398004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-2621818673502644492008-09-10T09:53:00.000-04:002008-09-10T09:53:00.000-04:00Re: Gladwell: There you go again. You continue to...Re: Gladwell: There you go again. <BR/><BR/>You continue to fail to grasp the essential rules of comedy, which is that you do not, under any circumstances, explain your jokes. <BR/><BR/>If it needs explaining, it is either (a) just not funny, or (b) only funny to a small group of people - giving your humor a cache that, while diskish, still provides select readers with a sense of exclusivity and a feeling of mutual understanding between you.<BR/><BR/>Or you could just learn to use the damned hyperlink function.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-34740354948511679492008-09-10T08:30:00.000-04:002008-09-10T08:30:00.000-04:00What the hell part of DC are you hanging out in?What the hell part of DC are you hanging out in?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com