tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post381084104063269184..comments2023-10-30T11:47:53.134-04:00Comments on why.i.hate.dc: It Has BegunDave Strouphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12284013068083846700noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-901617061605257482009-01-08T09:54:00.000-05:002009-01-08T09:54:00.000-05:00"And what about all the Marylanders that will be f..."And what about all the Marylanders that will be flooding into the city?"<BR/><BR/>Baby steps, baby steps.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-51351069163828975212009-01-08T07:59:00.000-05:002009-01-08T07:59:00.000-05:00If they close the ingress/egress points, how will ...If they close the ingress/egress points, how will all the DC-ites (DC-ers?) who live in Virginia get to their home turf of DC? Does geographic location actually have <I>some</I> correlation to reality?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-69868386948758052182009-01-07T21:41:00.000-05:002009-01-07T21:41:00.000-05:00"And what about all the Marylanders that will be f..."And what about all the Marylanders that will be flooding into the city?"<BR/><BR/>Check-points at all border crossings between DC and MD would be a beautiful thing. In all seriousness; we'd see DC's crime rate fall dramatically after implementation of those check-points. <BR/><BR/>But we'd still have corruption in DC government. Remember the recent scandal involving those tens of millions of dollars that were embezzled from the DC Office of Tax and Revenue? 7 or 8 people were indicted as a result of that swindle.<BR/><BR/>Each of those people is (was) a resident of MD. Most DC government workers are MD residents.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-42974742752843176282009-01-07T17:07:00.000-05:002009-01-07T17:07:00.000-05:00How will you all enjoy your day in DC w/o Virginia...How will you all enjoy your day in DC w/o Virginians if you're going to be inside or out of the area? And what about all the Marylanders that will be flooding into the city?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-89482673308297822572009-01-07T16:46:00.000-05:002009-01-07T16:46:00.000-05:00The Post said they'd be closing "all" bridges acro...The Post said they'd be closing "all" bridges across the Potomac from Virginia. Does that include the Wilson? Cause, uh, there's that road...what's it's name...you know the one... **I-95** that might need the bridge.marybindchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14708445924047425515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-26272950330992774322009-01-07T16:44:00.000-05:002009-01-07T16:44:00.000-05:00We all love to hate. That's why we love this site...We all love to hate. That's why we love this site! <BR/><BR/>Urban car drivers cry out to be razzed though. If just one mouth-breather realizes she is driving for no reason (going to chain stores in slave-state suburbs to buy pro-wrestler beanie babies and Miss Kitty hair mouse?), then the world's consciousness is a notch higher, right? <BR/><BR/>Fifteen percent of DC is Metro accessible? That's a great statistic. Keep driving! Statistically you'll be with us the shortest time. (That scary zinger comes from real numbers, from real New Jersey actuaries.) Ideally, you'll drive an SUV while drunk, wearing no seat belt, and yapping on the walkie-talkie you never got as a child in the 1990s.<BR/><BR/>Take nothing seriously, take nothing personally. Everyone knows that we cowardly comment-posters write for one another, never for the bona fide blogger—let alone for anyone who makes a difference in the real world.<BR/><BR/>We all loathe pedestrians and cyclists. They all of 'em wear tight shorts. They are fit and happy. They get where they're going quicker than the fatties, and don't have to patronize lowbrow boy gyms. Hateful, hateful foes! Fie! I'm foaming at the mouth with, uh, envy.<BR/><BR/>I suspect our royal king recycles on the sly, and his red meat is choice organic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-78907132559633311362009-01-07T16:18:00.000-05:002009-01-07T16:18:00.000-05:00Given the rain lately, I can almost guarantee that...Given the rain lately, I can almost guarantee that the antiquated DC combined sewer system is in a state of overflow, and every turd from every flush is going unfiltered directly into the Potomac.<BR/><BR/>So, I will place my vote on the Toxic ticket. <BR/><BR/>And now excuse me while I go pinch a loaf. To those of you crossing the bridges back to VA in tonights rush hour, keep a sharp eye out... you might be lucky enough to spot my donation to the Potomac!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-71756402624995914392009-01-07T15:32:00.000-05:002009-01-07T15:32:00.000-05:00"DC is doing its level best to keep out Virginians..."DC is doing its level best to keep out Virginians."<BR/><BR/>I love you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-90752150961743170052009-01-07T15:29:00.000-05:002009-01-07T15:29:00.000-05:00As for the Toxic Lake - let me bitch. I'm tired of...As for the Toxic Lake - let me bitch. I'm tired of up stream farmer dumping their animal poo in the rivers and affecting downstream cities. It happens everywhere. It's not like DC is polluting the Potomac -- we just get to smell it.♠Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-32637056340862787052009-01-07T15:22:00.000-05:002009-01-07T15:22:00.000-05:00If there is one thing I can appreciate about this ...If there is one thing I can appreciate about this inauguration brouhaha, it's that for one shiny, bright day, DC is doing its level best to keep out Virginians.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-2714140946852492612009-01-07T15:15:00.000-05:002009-01-07T15:15:00.000-05:00What is up with these comments? Has no one noticed...What is up with these comments? Has no one noticed that it's rained about twelve thousand inches in the past few days? I don't blame him for driving to the gym either. It's not a sunny day in May.<BR/><BR/>PS It's been weeks since a body turned up in the Potomac. Drink up!MBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07206411306306537264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-57764371502460848512009-01-07T14:51:00.000-05:002009-01-07T14:51:00.000-05:00I love the hate. LOVE IT. Especially when its di...I love the hate. LOVE IT. Especially when its directed towards me personally. But what is this obsession about me using my car to get places? Isn't that what they're for? Why did I bother buying one if you can't use it? <BR/><BR/>For the record, I also leave all the lights in my apartment on and I crank up my AC when I'm not there, I eat red meat, I speed, and tell (harmless) jokes about minorities, gays and fat people. <BR/><BR/>That's right. Take it in... take it all in... <BR/><BR/>But seriosuly, yes, I do walk when its nice out just like I said. If it's cold or super humid (which to me is DC 9 out of 12 months), I'm going to spend as little time as possible outside. Sorry that bothers you, but you should know it doesn't bother me. I imagine any other normal person would prefer driving than walking through ice-rain so get off your high horse. God I hate bicyclists. They've never forgiven me for slamming them for being complete fucktards. <BR/><BR/>And keep in mind, NOTHING I say should be taken seriously. EVER.HRH King Friday XIII, Ret.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10906200050785557272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-82571956750694999502009-01-07T14:45:00.000-05:002009-01-07T14:45:00.000-05:00Judging by the number of license plates I see, a t...Judging by the number of license plates I see, a ton of DC residents own and drive cars. In case you haven't noticed, and clearly you haven't, only like 15% of DC is Metro accessible. The problem with cars and traffic is not because DC residents have cars, but because of all the suburban drivers coming into the city (especially the ones from Maryland). Ever wonder why traffic is so much worse on weekdays than on the weekend? <BR/><BR/>And, shocking as it may be, many things exist in the suburbs that do not exist in DC: convenient shopping locations and shopping variety, ethnic restaurants, private businesses, assholes. Ok, some of those things exist in DC too, but the suburbs have a lot more of them. I live in Foggy Bottom and if I want to buy something from Target I can: a) order it online, b) take the 45+ minute Metro trip to Columbia Heights, or c) drive 15-20 minutes to one of the three Arlington locations. <BR/><BR/>I guarantee that you will not be able to imagine a world without obesity during inauguration. Have you seen the tourists that come to this city? Plus Oprah will be here and she is apparently off of the wagon, again. <BR/><BR/>And dano, the government recommends that a person eat no more than ONE fish caught in the Potomac per YEAR. That qualifies as toxic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-61896273518280278522009-01-07T14:07:00.000-05:002009-01-07T14:07:00.000-05:00Who lives in DC and needs a car? Who would drive ...Who lives in DC and needs a car? Who would drive three blocks? Who would drive to a gym two minutes' walk away? Do you take the elevator to get to your Stairmaster workout? Look - I'm a fan of your posts and you've alienated a gentle reader like moi! The District would be a lot less hate-able without tens of thousands of needless car drivers, half of whom keep their vehicles registered in red(neck) states. Could this be a chance for folks to imagine life without pollution, noise, obesity and oil wars?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-72918437562014885342009-01-07T13:49:00.000-05:002009-01-07T13:49:00.000-05:00Btw, rape is a heinous and terrible affront to hum...Btw, rape is a heinous and terrible affront to human dignity, I think we can all agree.<BR/><BR/>If you feel that you are being raped, please call the D.C. Rape Crisis center at 202.333.RAPE or visit http://www.dcrcc.org/.<BR/><BR/>Thank you.M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-22682788596160135072009-01-07T13:48:00.000-05:002009-01-07T13:48:00.000-05:00As a kayaking enthusiast, I can tell you that the ...As a kayaking enthusiast, I can tell you that the Potomac River is nothing you want to bottle and sell abroad as the "Essence of America."<BR/><BR/>Or maybe we do. :)<BR/><BR/>The Post had a good feature today on the many residents leaving town for the four-day weekend. And there are some good deals on airfares on account of other people being out of work.M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-1315630874760354832009-01-07T13:44:00.000-05:002009-01-07T13:44:00.000-05:00Dano, Just to reply to your comment on the Potomac...Dano, <BR/>Just to reply to your comment on the Potomac River, yes it isn't as bad as other rivers and it used to be much worse. However, it isn't a clean river. If it wasn't toxic, than <A HREF="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/05/AR2006090501384.html" REL="nofollow">why have male bass fish become hermaphodites?</A>s.ethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09440604785377571571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216647.post-30791522342811370892009-01-07T13:40:00.000-05:002009-01-07T13:40:00.000-05:00Friday, i just cant let a couple things in your ra...Friday, i just cant let a couple things in your rant here go. <BR/><BR/>1: the Potomac is hardly lake toxic. wake the fuck up, there is no industry on the river. the Rouge River in Detroit and the Cuyahoga in Cleveland or even the Anacostia right here at home. also, it is a river, not a lake.<BR/><BR/>2: Metro announced yesterday that they are only closing one lot for employees and buses. bus demand evidently wasnt what they were expecting.<BR/><BR/>3: you drive to the gym when you could walk. i bet you take the elevator rather than the stairs as well.<BR/><BR/>4: closing all those bridges seems like a crazy move, but they would all be gridlock anyway as a bunch of streets will be closed anyway and theres no where for all those people to park. the would be closed de-facto anyway. at least this way buses should be able to move.<BR/><BR/>the meter thing is rather stupid as and irritating as a resident. but its also rather annoying that Obama has shut down a bunch of streets downtown to. but that all comes with the territory. literally.danohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02769751188263205461noreply@blogger.com