3.02.2009

Speaking Of The District Of Columbia....



The above image illustrates my philosophy on the complex relationship among our “tri-state” area jurisdictions. The drunken Virginia resident sits atop a District toilet while reaching for a roll (out of frame) of Maryland-brand toilet paper. More content to follow later today as we're working with a two-hour weather delay.

16 comments:

  1. Oh, c'mon. Do you know how much FILTH I had to wade through to get just ONE fairly clean photograph of a woman urinating. Y'all Japanese people should be ashamed of yourselves....

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  2. How do you know she's urinating?

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  3. Anonymous,

    That's a good point. I was just going by what the Web site said. "Girl Peeing."

    I'll believe anything.

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  4. This photo is part of your extensive collection. We know the deal.

    So anyway; Dave can't bench press 350, blah blah shampoo blah.

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  5. More proof on how this blog is all about being inflammatory and not providing anything of any substance.

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  6. More proof on how this blog is all about being inflammatory and not providing anything of any substance.

    --What like CBS news? You expected Dan Rather and Bob Schieffer? Those are big footsteps to follow. We will try to step it up. We are properly chastened.

    --M@

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  7. Speaking of inflammatory; your "father" wouldn't have needed quadruple bypass if he had dressed up like Ivan Basso once in a while and worked up a sweat while dodging @sshole motorists like you.

    Then again; he probably worked up all the sweat he needed by buggering you.

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  8. Dave, I followed the link to your profile. You look like you have a hairy back and ass. You definitely look like you'll have tufts of hair growing out of your ears by next year.

    Actually, you look like an obese Joey Ramone.

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  9. I get it, it's all symbolism.

    The chick in the photo is a horde of ex frat-brothers renting a place together in Clarendon.

    The toilet is Jumbo Slice at 2:30 am.

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  10. H8: Meet me in public, nigger.

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  11. "H8: Meet me in public, nigger."

    LOL! Sure thing, anonymous. For all you know, we passed each other on the street this morning. You were the obese kid with the Zune and the plaid earmuffs, right?

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  12. "LOL! Sure thing, anonymous."

    Don't you really mean: "Sure thing, M@sshole"?

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  13. Ok sweetie.

    I'll meet you here at 11 pm. That gives you two hours. You in?

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  14. Has anyone else noticed that M@ assumes only black people think he's a cunt?

    Bitch, know that a broad spectrum of people want you to jump off the Key bridge tonight.

    Love the way you avoided signing the post where you use the word "nigger". Way to be a bitch.

    I'm waiting for you baby.

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  15. Illustrative. While Virginia may be a piece of ass, it is a fine piece of ass.

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  16. "More proof on how this blog is all about being inflammatory and not providing anything of any substance."

    That's the stupid anon comments I think you'll find.

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