So... very... sad

A big new supermarket opened in Sterling, Va. This is apparently a life-changing event:

Then, along with their four children -- ages 2 to 8 -- they were first in line at 5:20 a.m. yesterday for the 7 a.m. opening of the new Wegmans market in Sterling.

"I've been waking up all night just to make sure we didn't get here late," said Antoinette, who was joined by about 400 other foodies at the sunrise opening. "I'm a supermarket connoisseur."

No, this is a supermarket connoisseur:

"I say, Lovey! These smoked cheddarwurst samples are an absolute abortion!"

[Thurston Howell mode: off]

Link props: Swamp City.