Representing a vocal minority, some commentators suggest that my voice brings here ignominy unworthy of a Web site dedicated to our shared hatred of the nation’s capital, Washington, D.C., and her suburbs.
While my posts “If I Did It: Confessions Of A D.C. Womanizer” and “Love Hate” garnered high volumes of hate mail (including several offers for unprotected anal sex), my observation on an area “douche" was, predictably, well-received. To that end, I’ve constructed a simple graphic that even "Melpomene" might appreciate. We might use it to illustrate every post.
Is that your house at 1400 Independence Ave SW?
ReplyDeleteOh, wait. I left out the "cocks" and the "fucktards."
ReplyDeleteSo the asshats live in... Arlington Cemetery?
ReplyDeleteAlso, the "dicksmacks" are further to the north....
ReplyDeleteIs that your house at 1400 Independence Ave SW?
ReplyDelete--No, I live among the fucktard people, apparently.
I need to buy a completely new guide the next time I got to D.C. That "D.C. for Dummies" book didn't warn me about the asshats...and I think I was smack dab in the middle of them at some point.
ReplyDeleteYou may have found yourself between a couple of cocks at one point.
ReplyDeleteCocks, fucktards, asshats... So tis is what you get for your college educations dollars. WTF
ReplyDeleteIf you do not get large volumes of hate mail, you are doing something wrong.
ReplyDeleteI have concluded that a whole lot of people who complain about douches and asshats all over the city fail to recognize one when they look in a mirror.
Yourself excluded of course.
Cocks, fucktards, asshats... So tis is what you get for your college educations dollars. WTF
ReplyDelete--My point exactly.
remember the "cumsuckers" are near capitol hill
ReplyDeleteWhere's the love?
ReplyDeleteI seem to be situated just along the edge of the Douche boundary. A narrow escape.
ReplyDeleteWait, the cumsuckers are near capitol hill? No one informed me.
ReplyDeleteI always knew if you typed douches and asshats into Google maps you'd get back a map of Washington, DC.
ReplyDeleteThis was terrible
ReplyDeleteonce again..
ReplyDeletean outstanding graphic!!