I'm getting lonely blogging about DC all by myself. I think its high time we add some contributors who can help rejuvenate the hate. Plus I'm sick of reading my posts as much as you.
Starting this week, please welcome:
- M@ from Animal Mind, whom we all know and love,
- The Badger King from the always witty Shiftless Badger,
- Dave, who has far, far more cred than I when it comes to covering DC politics,
- Just a Small Town Girl, she's a girl from a small town which means she's probably really mini,
- And Melpomene, a lovely woman who sparked my fancy in last month's essay contest.
Hate away, guys. And remember: Washington, DC is the most fucked up, neurotic, and poorly managed urban jungle in the history of mankind. This won't be hard.
Question - What happens if readers of the blog don't like a certain blogger's posts. Considering what happened a'la Liz, can we vote to banish that blogger via the poll widget you have on the upper right corner?
ReplyDeleteOoo! How very Lord of the Flies! I'll take that into consideration.
ReplyDeleteJust a Small Town Girl, she's a girl from a small town which means she's probably really mini,
ReplyDeleteGO BACK TO YOUR SMALL TOWN YOU FILTHY DIRTY TRANSPLANT SCUM
Okay, "in the history of mankind" is obvious hyperbole, but I'm not even sure about "in the continental United States." What about Detroit? What about East St. Louis?
ReplyDeleteMy only hope is that at least one anonymous commenter calls me a douchebag. That's when I'll know I've made it.
ReplyDeleteMy only hope is that at least one anonymous commenter calls me a douchebag. That's when I'll know I've made it.
ReplyDeleteNO. I WILL NOT ALLOW FOR THAT TOO HAPPEN.
I'm excited for new bloggers, but "Small Town Girl"'s name smacks of Liz.
ReplyDeleteSMALL TOWN PEOPLE MOVE TO MY CITY BECAUSE THET HAVE NOTHING BACK HOME IN THE SMALL TOWN WHERE THEY ARE FROM
ReplyDeleteSO WHY IN THE HELL SHOULD PEOPLE IN MY CITY GAVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT A PERSON FROM A SMALLTOWN HAS TO SAY?
hey will, i just broke my anonymity. oops. i mean, only you know who i am!
ReplyDeletei may be a 'transplant' but i go balls to the wall with the best of them, so i can't wait for this 'commentariat' to bring it.
HEY DAVE. GO THE FUCK BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME HERE FROM.
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JUST KIDDING.
BUT YOU STILL ARE FILTHY DIRTY TRANSPLANT SCUM THOUGH.
Wow. M@? Really, HRH? Can I do a post about why I hate him?
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