Showing posts with label i could have made the trolls happy by adding a few penis jokes to this story but now hrhkingfriday started his own blog so there's really no point. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i could have made the trolls happy by adding a few penis jokes to this story but now hrhkingfriday started his own blog so there's really no point. Show all posts

8.10.2008

I feel a little bad about making fun of the tourists...

It isn't very gracious.

It's also way too easy.

But then I found this tourist's tale of her family's recent trip to D.C.

What enraged me wasn't the story about how her teenagers think money is printed in dad's wallet but then, ha ha, they toured the federal mint. If I ever soften up enough to have children, I will feel entitled to make bad jokes at their expense for the rest of their damn lives.

It was when she described being puzzled by the people who insist on trying to walk on the escalator, because SHE preferred to think of it more as "an amusement park ride."

So all the times I've told myself, "I am being paranoid. This person is not TRYING to bother me by standing in my way when I clearly need to get somewhere. I will take deep breaths and send a warm circle of love into the universe..."

Yeah. Kind of a waste of love circle.