Monday hate digest...

- More fun with those zany tourists.

- Fenty fell off his bike, but he was very big and brave about the whole thing.

- The results from googling "What You Can Catch On The Metro," will make you think something is crawling on you all day.

- John Edwards Is A Sleazy Asshole (Although this is probably stretching it). And, unbelievably, no one had updated his Wikipedia entry as of this morning.

- Finally, if perhaps you're STILL single, here's a chance to explain that status with a defensive, pun-ridden self-description for the Washingtonian's reader's amusement.