That'll Show Em!

Man does it suck that DC doesn't get Congressional representation. I mean, we've tried everything. Protests. Putting silly slogans on our license plates. What's left to be done?

Oh, right. Dumping leaves into the Potomac.

I mean, call me a fuddy-duddy, but this all seems like too much too soon. Is exercising our right to vote really worth rocking the boat this violently? Have we finally gone too far?


  1. You're a fuddy-duddy.

  2. Yeah, I'm tired of these lame stunts.

    I good old-fashioned riot is what's needed.

    Rusty, lead the way.

  3. The irony is that if they truly wanted to emulate the spirit of the founding fathers they'd draft and sign a doccument, let's call it the Constitution, that includes languge preventing DC from gaining statehood.

  4. Want Congressional representation? Live anywhere else in the United States, except for the 68.3 square miles comprising Washington DC. End of story.