Without being too specific, let me tell you a little about the building where my office is. One notable feature is that it has stairs.
That's right, folks. Stairs!
So I'd like to send a warm holiday message to all of the assholes who use the elevators to travel one fucking floor:
FUCK YOU, YOU LAZY SHITS. EVERY TIME ONE OF YOU PULLS THESE SHENANIGANS IT COSTS ME 20 SECONDS OF MY PRECIOUS LIFE. 20 SECONDS I COULD BE SPENDING BLOGGING.
It's not like these people are in bad health or anything. They're just lazy assholes.
And I know that this isn't DC related or anything, but these people need to be stopped at all costs. I hope next time a group of these fuckers make their little one floor sojourn that the building sets on fire and they get stuck. There'll be less human traffic when I run down the stairs to safety. No one will miss them.
OK. Rant off.
Let's finish with something a little more hopeful. I voted for Anacostia today. Did you?