Just a quick post for the beautiful Pacific Northwest to let you know I had fun watching the Seahawks dice up the Redskins on Saturday.
What a shame. I thought the Redskins would have had a chance if it wasn't for that hole in their free safety.
OH MY GOD I meant the hole AT free safety. Oooooh, yeah. Sorry. That's a faux pas.
Bye!
James F!
ReplyDeleteSave us!
Please!
Ahhhh!
Come back! Must have more irony! Must have more hate! There's only so many posts about the metro one can take. DC has so much to hate on!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what's it like dealing with real people who have manners, instead of the nasty DC population.
That's some good Old School hatin' right there.
ReplyDeleteWow, I didn't read this blog back when James F was the author, but based on this post I can see why he is so dearly missed.
ReplyDeleteGo PATS!
ReplyDeleteThere's schadenfreude, and then there's plain old-fashioned sadism.
ReplyDeleteyeah man, let's hear it for the teal and lime green
ReplyDeleteGood lord, I'm jealous. I can't wait to leave the beltway for my onetime stomping ground on the west coast.
ReplyDeleteSeahwaks "Fans" suck.
ReplyDeleteThe year was 2006 and the date was September 24. The 1-1 New York Football Giants were facing the 2-0 Seattle Seahawks at Qwest Field in Seattle. The Seahawks fans were dressed in the most womanly of blue colors and raised their annoying little 12th man flag as if that were an original concept. Your faithful narrator went to a local watering hole, Galaxy Billiards and Sportsbar, to watch the game with a few friends and colleagues. Being a fan i was dressed in the appropriate Giants attire. We obtained a table in front of the big screen showing the game and began to imbibe in libations. The table adjacent to ours was populated (about 5 minutes after the game started) by a group of gentleman, half dressed in metrosexual attire and the other half in flannels, although they did not look as if they had come straight form performing any sort of lumberjack duty. I scanned the group for fan-wear to obtain their NFL allegiance and there were no hats or shirts to speak of. As the game moved forward the Giants began to play poorly as they tend to do on occasion (see November 25 and December 16 of 2007 for evidence) and I noticed a change in the gentleman across the tables from me. One of them seemed to have pulled a Seahawks hat out of his pocket an put it on. Another dawned a Seahawks bucket hat, indoors and out of the rain I might add. They began to talk trash to your faithful narrator which I returned in favor. Apparently although it was only week 3 the Smirnoff Ice they had been drinking had impaired them of remembering they most humiliating super bowl loss they had the year before, as well as the multiple Super Bowl rings the Giants have obtained. I reminded them of this fact and they continued to act simply as if they had never won anything of importance before, which they hadn't. At this time I was joined by both a Cowboys and Redskins fan who i did not know that offered to help me pummel them senseless in the parking lot for not having any class and talking smack to a fan of a team that has actually won something. I declined their offer but was reminded of the fraternity that exists among the Cowboys, Giants, and Redskins. We win super bowls. We put rings on fingers and raise banners. We are the flag carrying members of the greatest football division in the history of western civilization. In 3 succinct words... "we f*cking represent".
Show some resemblance of class and having been there before James.
Daaayum! I just wish I could fucking afford to go back to my native SFO. I'd rather deal with tigers on the loose than Northern Virginia douchebags. The SUV drivers on their cellphones are a lot more dangerous.
ReplyDeleteDC:NoVa::Cali:TJ.
ReplyDeleteThere are donkey shows in Northern Virginia?!?
ReplyDeleteNo, but the donkeys in Northern VA put on people shows...close enough.
ReplyDeleteI KNEW IT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSeattle is Eugene, Oregon for ugly people!