A very big thank you to The Bee in DC for sending me the new Nationals theme song. It's an absolute train wreck nightmare abortion fever dream.
It's called "Nuts About the Nats." It has to be heard to be believed.
The song was written by a very old man who used to be the PA announcer at Griffith Stadium.
"The lyrics for the song are meant to capture the fans' excitement, the rush of emotion and the fun and good times they are experiencing," said Charlie Brotman, CEO of Brotman, Winter Fried Communications and the song's author.
Epic fail, Mr. Brotman. Epic fail.
If they start playing this at every Nationals game, the boycott is on.