5.06.2008

This Certainly Explains a Lot

Take a nap at a frat party and you are just asking to be graped. Take a nap at work and you can use it as a flimsy excuse to write another sub-par article.

Talk about your double standards!
Posted by Rusty at 10:57 AM

8 comments:

  1. ShianeMay 06, 2008

    Yeah, it's a crappy article, but don't diss the mid-day nap at work. She is right on that.

    But soooo wrong on gray rape, so keep up the good LSS hate.

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  2. AnonymousMay 06, 2008

    Rusty is a douche ... (I've kept up my end of the bargin, no hateful speech, but where oh where is everyone else calling Rusty a douche?) ... Do it for America,

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  3. miss beeMay 06, 2008

    How could I comply and keep my secret safe? I compromised, writing in my name but not the rationale.

    ooooh, you're soooo bad, laurasess. i bet sometimes, little laura even ate three cookies when her mom told her could have two.

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  4. HRH King Friday XIII, Ret.May 06, 2008

    After reading that article, pulling out my eye-sockets then reattaching them, I'm now convinced she keeps at least one of her daughters secretly imprisoned in a hidden basement with padded walls.

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  5. corinneMay 06, 2008

    Alicia’s “gray area” experience is something that is becoming so common, it has earned its own moniker: gray rape. didn't SHE make up the name??

    heh, and their statistic is out of a 5 year college career?

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  6. AnonymousMay 06, 2008

    lordie. seriously, cosmo, "don't get smashed" is your tip to avoid "date rape" good one!

    this reminds me of another fave-cosmo blast-from-the-past on "how to get your man to talk" or some other such drivel. In in, I kid you not, they suggested playing "talk hockey." siggggh.

    Also, cosmo doesn't allow comments? that's too bad. cause I swear I wrote the graping article circa 1992 for my COLLEGE newspaper (where it and my writing then belonged.)

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  7. SteveMay 07, 2008

    I always thought gray rape had to do with old people!?!? ie "Look at poor, old Mrs. Henderson. Man, I'd love to grape that wrinkly ass."

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  8. The GooMay 07, 2008

    Wow. I'm sure Cosmo is excited that they'll be on the shortlist for next year's Pulitzers for that crack-pipe journalism. I bet no one at the Post lets her go near those things.

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