Cheaters

Does anyone in a position of power in this town not embezzle funds? Former Washington Teachers Union president Barbara A. Bullock pleaded guilty to helping herself to some of her constituents' cash.

The cash went for luxury items including $57,000 for sterling silver tableware, $50,000 for fur coats, $20,000 for electronics, and $100,000 on season tickets for the Washington Redskins and Washington Wizards.

Dammit, that explains why I can't afford better tickets. Note to self: steal more money.