3.06.2009

Fatwa!



Like many controversial writers, I receive death threats on a regular basis.

In fact, the local Muslim community just this week issued a fatwa against me, which my attorney says is some kind of legal ruling but don’t worry too much because it’s really hard for them to collect damages.

Regardless, I’ve decided to flee the country tomorrow and write on the lam. Actually, I’m leaving for an overseas business trip but I’ll holler at you from “Down Under.” G’day, mates.

10 comments:

  1. Reception @ Howard UniversityMarch 06, 2009

    M@,

    When I find you, I'm going to get down on my knees and suck your cock!

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  2. Bring me back a present!

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  3. March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    Oh, there's a bitch from Howard University who needs to get fucked.... I'll do that.

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    "I have three African Americans and a half-Asian as Facebook friends."

    In other words; Facebook = Reality.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    What's the grad. rate there? 30%?

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    Goodbye, nigger.

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    Bub bye! Have fun being black.

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    I got a big white cock for ya, babe. :)

    9:42 PM

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    Re: Howard University. Duh on the DSL. I used that to bait you. You told me you work at Howard.

    Got a boyfriend there? LOL

    9:44 PM

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    Yeah, I think we should just have sex. I like black chicks.

    9:46 PM

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    no, i was doing that too. i used three different services.

    9:49 PM

    M@ said...
    what are you? a receptionist? I know damn well you're not a doctor there. LOL.

    9:50 PM

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    u know u want it.

    9:53 PM

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    I can handle you.... and unlike black guys, i go down... ;)

    9:52 PM

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    You WISH, girlfriend. Hey, do you have gmail? This would be much easier if I could just call you or chat.

    Are you OK? You seem obsessed with me. IT's unhealthy. I worry about you....

    9:56 PM

    M@ said...
    Look, if you have some serious points to make, I will listen to you. If you want to talk. I'm sorry about your troubles. Have a good night.

    9:57 PM

    March 05, 2009
    Anonymous said...
    M@ said...
    Yeah, what happened to you?

    9:58 PM

    M@ said...
    What happened to you, dude?

    9:58 PM

    March 05, 2009

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  4. Well, it couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

    (What is with the anonymous commenters around here? Yeesh!)

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  5. Hi Nick,

    Now that a bunch of strangers know your name, know where you live, and know where you work, perhaps we can continue to gather information and eventually use your personal information to obtain credit cards in your name. Will you pay the bills for us? OK, thanks. Appreciate it buddy.

    Hey, at least you're not anonymous. You got that going for you.

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  6. Yeah, I don't get it. I have a blog where I use my real name and express my innermost thoughts and feelings. I publish pictures of myself, of the objects and scenery in my life, and of the people I know. I talk about work in a fair amount of detail, I reveal my prejudices and fears to an entire planet full of strangers. (well, a planet full of strangers with internet access)

    Then, I get comments from strangers about the way I look, about my viewpoints, and about me in general. How dare those anonymous strangers make comments about ME! I'm so cool, so perfect, that I put my life online for the whole world to see. (and approve/be jealous of) And if they don't like what they see of me, well golly, those anonymous strangers must be sub-human. Pleh.

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  7. The fact that you write crudely about a restaurant that someone else likes does not make you a controversial writer.

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  8. Rushdi can't write, either. So he resorts to controversy, too.

    We'll just call you Ann Coulter from now on.

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