Please Orrin, Don't Hurt Them

Congress has already forced D.C. to accept school vouchers against its will. Now, the next great experiment: there's an attempt underway to repeal the city's gun ban via an amendment to a tort lawsuit bill. The movement is being spearheaded by Sen. Orrin Hatch, who of course is straight outta south-central Utah (play that funky music, white boy).

Visit the obligatory protest web site (like that'll do any good).

Yay! If this passes, I'll be able to legally carry a gun into Congress!

(What's that? You say I still won't? Awww, MAN! How will I protect myself from those scary Utah legislators?)