I mean, there's really nothing to this story. Some crazy dude wearing ear phones was shouting and running in circles at a busy intersection. I called 911 because I did not want it on my conscience if he got brained by a semi . The operator said that guy was responsible for more 911 calls than anyone else in the city. So at least I got to walk past a local celebrity.
So, not as much fun as my drunken 311 adventure when the operator hung up on me. But it's still two calls that have basically gone unheeded.
UPDATE: And here he is in all of his spandexed glory: