ABC: Always Be Citing

Falls Church police are, on average, required to write three tickets or make three arrests during a 12-hour shift.

Outsiders should understand that if all the communities in the Washington area put together were equal to the size of this blog, Falls Church would be the size of this asterisk: *. Thus, cops there will sometimes write multiple tickets in one traffic stop in order to meet their quotas.

Devious. Does the number of criminals in Falls Church stay constant every day? I suppose it would, if you're following the Hasselhoff Theorem of Criminal Activity.