Welcome to Narcolespy-town. Population: these guys.
First, an Anne Arundel County 911 operator fell asleep while talking to a caller, and could be heard comically snoring on the line.
Then, in Alexandria, police responded to a 911 call from a senior living facility to find all three caregivers were fast asleep.
Ladies and gentlemens, I'm please to present a why.i.hate.dc EXCLUSIVE: I have obtained a photograph of the three employees responsible.