Fa la la la la, la la, la, DEATH

'Tis the season for grisly suicides.

The operator hit the brake, but by the time the train stopped, the man's body was between the third and fourth rail cars, Taubenkibel said. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
Ewww. So, great holiday memories for everyone involved.

Oh, and just FYI, there's probably an armed robber running around downtown, who escaped after hitting that well-known cash cow, the Rite-Aid pharmacy.

P.S. Even if you manage to avoid contracting lead poisoning from the water, it could still turn you into a woman. So watch out for that.

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