12.13.2004

Purityrannical!

A Hagerstown couple sues Wal-Mart because the Evanescence CD they bought from there contains the f-word! (Flan?)

"I don't want any other families to get this, expecting it to be clean. It needs to be removed from the shelves to prevent other children from hearing it," said plaintiff Trevin Skeens of Brownsville.
Trevin Skeens? THE Trevin Skeens?

Just kidding, I have no idea who that is. I just like saying "Trevin Skeens." Anyway, the lawsuit seeks damages of $74,500; what was damaged, I'm not sure. Hopefully, the Skeens children are not reading this: your parents are a couple of fucking pussies.

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