The Examiner: when "free" is still too costly

Funny story here about the extreme measures people are having to take in order to have the Examiner not delivered to their homes.

Come on, people! How do you get along without your daily dose of Too Tough For TV, a daily compendium of jokes rejected by the late-night comics?

The world's oldest known lobster, Bubba, has died at the age of 80. Rather than have the body cremated, it will be steamed.

Just look at what you're throwing away. That is gold.