Here's how to get from Red Lake High School to the NRA's headquarters in Fairfax.
Yes, yes, I know. Sure, their school got shot up by a crazy kid, but it's a small price to pay so that Philip Van Cleave can double carry while walking around his subdivision at night. Why do I hate freedom, etc.
UPDATE! OK, fine, he was using his grandfather's police-issue pistol. I guess the NRA is off the hook. This time.