WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALL ABOUT:
Is this a fever dream? I must be hallucinating this, right?
Here are the rules: There are no rules!!!
Just kidding. The big rule is that you have to be a member of Late Night Shots to apply. And you have to be between 21 and 29.
Well, that's not true. You have to be a Late Night Shots member to be accepted to this abortion of a reality show. Nothing can stop you from applying. So, take the time to download this and e-mail it with a photo to this address: firstname.lastname@example.org. (Don't forget to put it to Havva's attention!)
Just what the city needs. A bunch of fucksticks drunkenly running around DC without a care in the world. While only a few miles away, there's enough poverty, unemployment, and despair to make some third world countries blush.
These smarmy shitheads must be destroyed.
Apparently DCist beat me to the punch by a few hours. C'est la vie. Although, this excerpt chafed a little:
Late Night Shots, the invite-only, Georgetown social scene site first made famous by Wonkette and later by an investigative report by the Washington City Paper...
Hmph. Not true. Ladies and gentlemen, in case you've forgotten, I present the first ever blog post regarding Late Night Shots. Discovering these nincompoops is, for some very sad reason, a point of pride for me.