To be fair, this did happen to me there.
They picked me to shoot some baskets during the [product-placed bank] Classic basketball tournament in December, and I hit them and won a couple free JetBlue tickets. Which I'll soon be using to visit San Francisco for this first time. (Yes, expect a lot of "I can't believe how cool S.F. is" posts after that.)
I'm also planning a Boston trip in July, another city I've never been to.
The perfect antidote for D.C. is lots and lots of vacations.