Random terrifying bits of news

1. Allegations of sexual abuse at a summer camp run by the D.C. Department of Parks and Recreation.

In depositions taken before the trial, Dominique Moton, who was a senior camp counselor responsible for Cabin 11, said that it was routine for counselors to break the rules and leave campers alone at night. "Nighttime comes, they want a little break," he said.

So now we have a bunch of little Jason Voorheeses running around. Because D.C. needed more unstoppable killing machines.

2. This guy died, inexplicably, of rabies. That's... random.

3. A bicyclist was murdered, and his still-helmeted body found just off a trail in Alexandria. In related news, I biked to work today! I'm living dangerously.