Obviously, anyone who buys a Hummer has a very small penis. You'd think that with a small penis, you would deflect any and all attention paid to the aforementioned body part. So, why would someone put a license plate that does the exact opposite? A license plate that actually makes you think about their small cock?
Why would a Hummer driver choose "HUMONIT" as their license plate?
I am amazed that Virginia allowed such a ribald plate. I mean, blowjobs are called "hummers" for a reason. Because someone is humming on a penis. A penis referred to as "it" here because penis is a funny/dirty word that wouldn't get past the Virginia DMV. "It" is code for penis. Get it?
What a fucking tool. I am amazed that someone actually turned their pick-up line at Madhatter's into their car's identification.
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5.04.2006
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You are just jealous because you cannot afford to have one.
ReplyDeleteIf I won the Powerball, I would not buy a Hummer. I would buy a 1988 Plymouth Horizon.
ReplyDeleteDon't know if you saw it, but Vanity Fair had a really interesting article about "Hummer Culture."
ReplyDeleteAnd while VA will give a license plate saying HUMONIT, they will not give one saying Gay.
I'm with you on this one. I want something nice and fast but not so small that I feel like I'm in a cocoon. I will say this:
ReplyDeleteHummer's on the highway = Lame
Hummer's in DC = not so lame because of the crappy potholes.
I bet riding in one is the only way you'll get a smooth ride in the city.
I drive a Hummer and have a dick so big it has its own zip code.
ReplyDeleteoh so this is what you've been up to
ReplyDeleteI would have gone for the more classic Dodge Omni. Maybe a '79. Same body, VW manufactured engine.
ReplyDeleteWhy do keep saying that word so many times?
ReplyDeleteAre you jealous of the pretty lady riding shotgun? You're such a self-righteous p----y.
That said, I hate the guy too. Just try to stop thinking about other guy's "gear."
Well, my first car was an '88 Horizon. It lasted five years and two accidents (one major). It had less than 100hp and the doors didn't open. I miss that car so much.
ReplyDeleteAnyone with a vanity plate is a tool; it (I don't mean "penis" there) doesn't have to be a blowjob reference on a Hummer.
ReplyDeleteAn AU professor you like has one. Let's just say that vanity plates are a choice.
you dont update often enough while im at school. i need something to adequately distract me.
ReplyDeleteYou do realize that you can buy more than one type of "hummer", right?
ReplyDeleteUm, that was interesting. I wonder why this blog attracts all the racists. I feel like the racism detracts from the hard core D.C. hating.
ReplyDeleteHummer drivers are less concerned about their MPG, and more inerested in how many Viagra pills can fit in the back seat.
ReplyDeletealright, Rusty, it's time to post again. Get off your lazy ass and get to postin'! Don't hate DC enough? Try to renew your license, buy groceries, or find parking. I don't care how you do it, but get to hating!
ReplyDeleteUgh, I know. The ol writer's block. Also, I'm really busy at work right now.
ReplyDeleteSorry. I'll have something tonite.
This blog keeps getting dumber and dumber. Tres unsophisticated.
ReplyDeleteHey, anonymous. HUMONIT.
ReplyDeletePS Quit using my name.
I once saw a car parked on my street with the vanity plate:
ReplyDeleteCNTLKR
Sadly, that was before I had a digital camera. Someone once explained to me how that could mean something besides cunt licker, but I really can't see how.