I don't know what "relaxed fit" means, but, yeah, I still have the carpenter jeans my mom bought me before heading off to college. Wore em last night too.
You can't make fun of people's clothes if you yourself dress like a douchebag. (And, big surprise, it sounds like you do. "Mommy's carpenter jeans"?!)
You're like a fat, sloppy, sweaty, potbellied guy who goes out to bars and talks shit about "fat bitches." ("That's just gross! Eat a salad once in a while, girlfriend!")
Fenty is a douchebag, but not because of his outfit. Rusty is a douchebag but not because of his carpenter jeans. Why are all the Fenty lovers reading this blog anyway?
For the perfect mirror effect, try to get Vin Diesel to wear the white Spy outfit. Hey, come to think of it, I have never seen Hizzoner and Vin in the same room at the same time... Hmmmm...
All he needs is the red scarf.
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Someone's channeling Johnny Cash, I think.
ReplyDelete(Down, down, down, burning ring of fire....)
He's hot
ReplyDeleteDude, he's still hot. I'd hit it.
ReplyDeleteBest mayor ever.
ReplyDeleteHopefully this town won't get screwed. IF he had any sense he'd cancel that damn stadium right now I tell you what.
he's coming for you, rusty.
ReplyDeleteI think someone should follow him aroudn dressed like the white Spy vs. Spy guy.
ReplyDeleteI think someone should follow him aroudn dressed like the white Spy vs. Spy guy.
ReplyDeleteThis would be funnier if it wasn't written by a blogger who almost certainly wears "relaxed fit" old navy carpenter jeans.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what "relaxed fit" means, but, yeah, I still have the carpenter jeans my mom bought me before heading off to college. Wore em last night too.
ReplyDeleteYou can't make fun of people's clothes if you yourself dress like a douchebag. (And, big surprise, it sounds like you do. "Mommy's carpenter jeans"?!)
ReplyDeleteYou're like a fat, sloppy, sweaty, potbellied guy who goes out to bars and talks shit about "fat bitches." ("That's just gross! Eat a salad once in a while, girlfriend!")
Fenty is a douchebag, but not because of his outfit.
ReplyDeleteRusty is a douchebag but not because of his carpenter jeans.
Why are all the Fenty lovers reading this blog anyway?
can we go back to the Spy Vs. Spy thing, because that would be fucking HILARIOUS if someone ACTUALLY did that!
ReplyDeleteFor the perfect mirror effect, try to get Vin Diesel to wear the white Spy outfit. Hey, come to think of it, I have never seen Hizzoner and Vin in the same room at the same time... Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteWait- you are making fun of him because he is wearing a hat? Get a life and get better taste in clothes. I suggest moving to Des Moines, Iowa.
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