This is a totally personal post that has absolutely nothing to do with hating DC, but, whatever. If you find that upsetting, click away immediately.
I just want to let the masses know that I, Rusty, am the current Washington, DC Guitar Hero II Champion. Or, as one spectator so eloquently put it, I am a "god of rock." I plan on buying a championship belt and designing a champsionship patch for when I defend my title next month. I am glad that my years of Guitar Hero practice have finally paid off with a $20 Wonderland gift certificate.
So, here's a definitive list of my "useful" skills:
-Shredding my video game axe. Rock.
-Maintaining a shitty blog.