I wouldn't be living up to my duties as a Late Night Shot tormenter if I didn't mention that everyone's favorite collective of prepsters, turbos, and sorority sluts will be throwing themselves a Valentine's Day singles party tomorrow night at 9:30 at Smith Point (Wisconsin and O). The plan is to have everyone bring a single acquaintance. This will increase the number of single people which will bump up the chances of some asshole in a blazer securing a "Wednesday night takedown." I've read the term "Wednesday night takedown" so many times in their stupid forums that I think my eyes are going to start bleeding.
And, I swear to God, I just got kicked out of Late Night Shots again. Literally this second. Seriously, before I could even hit "Publish Post" they had kicked me out. Now I need to come up with another e-mail address. Or employ spies. This is freaking impossible.
Of course I'll still be at Smith Point tomorrow night wearing my finest blazer and drinking the finest cocktails. I will also be on my best behavior. Hopefully everyone remembers how charming I was when I met them all on Election Night. Come on, Reed. Remember Election Night? You told me you were trying to clean up the forums. It was a good conversation.
What do you think the over/under is on when I get kicked out? I'm betting 10:35. Maybe 11:15 if the acquaintance I bring is slutty enough.
2.13.2007
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Rusty is a communist .... WE NEED A NEW BLOGGER .. Everyone, JOIN ME, with one VOICE, shout that WE NEED A BETTER BLOGGER
ReplyDeleteWow ... I agree with that guy ...
ReplyDeletewow...maybe I am the same guy...
ReplyDeleteYou're doing a fine job, Rusty, if an optimistic one.
ReplyDeleteI say no more than 20 minutes from your arrival.
Rusty sucks! Liberal pussy
ReplyDeletei think they'll give your picture to the bouncer and tell him you are a lewd, lascivious trouble maker and not to let you in.
ReplyDeleteI think lewd and lascivious is what they're going for.
ReplyDeleteOOOO!! Aint they sneaky!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe LNS is kicking you off. I've had the same account all along, no problems. Although, several times I've posted to the forums and someone has immediately posted "say hello to Intern Lauren." Technology.
ReplyDeleteI've been dreading my eventual move back to D.C., but hating LNSers as a full-time hobby may make the experience almost less awful. Until then I live vicariously through you.
ReplyDeleteLNs forever ... Rusty never!
ReplyDeleteGo, Go,adget!I'm betting if you bring one or two of DC's best Bloggers (say Velvet,Ash of whoever the hell won best boobies)- you will be a hit!
ReplyDeleteIMEACH RUsty
ReplyDeleteRusty has never been invited to a party in his life ... how lame is he? Give it up to me! Give it UP TO ME!
ReplyDeletewhyihaterusty.blogspot.com
ReplyDeletewww.fucktheslut.com
ReplyDeleteif you don't like this blog or who writes it, then get your own fucking blog and shut the hell up.
ReplyDeleteI think it is hilarious that LNS is infiltrating the comments here, although if they had a creative bone in their collective body, the comments would be more interesting than just slamming Rusty.
ReplyDeleteWell well well. Thanks Wild Bill for the compliment. But I didn't win that. It was Ashburnite. I won the not yet named category of "Biggest Mouth." I can't imagine being at a Late Night Shots event and not punching someone. But for Rusty, I would try.
ReplyDeleteTrust me Velvet, his "date" is slutty enough...but your tits are still better.
ReplyDeleteI think Coach meant to say "Why I hate DC is just boosting the hits on LNS." maybe?
ReplyDeleteOh, and, "anonymous" if that IS your real name, take care of Rusty, okay? I don't want a repeat of last time.
I've got an LNS in. I got kicked out earlier this morning, but I'm back in :)
ReplyDeleteLemme know if you want a mole!
Whose blazer to I have to hump to get an LNS membership around here?
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU ALL AssHOLEs ...
ReplyDeletei just found my freshman year roommate on LNS.
ReplyDeleteI need an LNS invite - can someone hook a sistah up at abbeymcnabb (at) gmail (dot) com?
ReplyDeleteturbos are everyone except the Georgetown A-list. IN fact I'm pretty sure you're a turbo according to the LNS crowd.
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