I wouldn't be living up to my duties as a Late Night Shot tormenter if I didn't mention that everyone's favorite collective of prepsters, turbos, and sorority sluts will be throwing themselves a Valentine's Day singles party tomorrow night at 9:30 at Smith Point (Wisconsin and O). The plan is to have everyone bring a single acquaintance. This will increase the number of single people which will bump up the chances of some asshole in a blazer securing a "Wednesday night takedown." I've read the term "Wednesday night takedown" so many times in their stupid forums that I think my eyes are going to start bleeding.
And, I swear to God, I just got kicked out of Late Night Shots again. Literally this second. Seriously, before I could even hit "Publish Post" they had kicked me out. Now I need to come up with another e-mail address. Or employ spies. This is freaking impossible.
Of course I'll still be at Smith Point tomorrow night wearing my finest blazer and drinking the finest cocktails. I will also be on my best behavior. Hopefully everyone remembers how charming I was when I met them all on Election Night. Come on, Reed. Remember Election Night? You told me you were trying to clean up the forums. It was a good conversation.
What do you think the over/under is on when I get kicked out? I'm betting 10:35. Maybe 11:15 if the acquaintance I bring is slutty enough.