2.01.2007

This is Like High School All Over Again

So, it happened. I just got kicked out of Late Night Shots. I received no notice. My e-mail address is no longer recognized by the system. It'll be hard for me to go incognito since, in the spirit of friendliness, I met with a bunch of the LNS bigwigs at their Election Night Party and told them my real name. They'll be on the lookout for me. At least I got 20 new members in to their invite-only organization over the last 24 hours. The response I got from the last LNS post was truly magnificent.

I have no idea why I was kicked out. Well, I mean, I know, but I don't think I violated the terms of service. If any lawyers or law students want to tackle that and tell me what I did wrong, that would be much appreciated.

I am of course curious to know how many people have been kicked out of Late Night Shots for posting derogatory things regarding various races, religions, and/or genders. I suppose it's a blessing in disguise that I am no longer associated with people who think the real victims in rape accusations are the men and who think being at a frat party or wearing something a little scandalous qualifies as consent. Obviously whoever made the decision to boot me is ignoring the real cancers in their organization.

What a bunch of fucking turbos.

(I am so proud that I was a member of LNS for six months and I still don't know what "turbo" means.)

26 comments:

  1. Your days of popping your polo collar are through, mister!

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  2. Hey Rusty,

    You sent me an invitation yesterday. Just wanted to let you know that my account was deleted as well. Looks like anyone you sent an invitation to got the axe as well.

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  3. nice title. they've always reminded me of a high school clique.

    looks like someone just cut off your polo collar.

    gosh!

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  4. I've still got my account. Thanks for the invite!

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  5. You're just not racist enough. Keep trying. Your readers can help you pump up your racism!

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  6. You're just not racist enough. Keep trying. Your readers can help you pump up your racism!

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  7. You were kicked off because you were inviting people for the sole purpose of mocking the community. Good riddance.

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  8. I was inviting people to prove to people that I wasn't taking quotes out of context. Mocking was a pleasant side effect.

    Show me in the Terms and Conditions where it gives the reasons why I can't invite someone.

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  9. Dammit, 10F in the Terms of Service says they can kick me out for whatever reason they like. Fuckers.

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  10. Good riddance? All we need do is invite Rusty again. Rusty, you need an invite?

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  11. No thanks. Me getting kicked out of LNS is the perfect ending to this story.

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  12. Oh well, what's that quote--I wouldn't want to be a part of any club that would want me as a member...

    or whatever.

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  13. "Passwords, Member or user names, photographs, links, and any other Content may not be transferred or copied from the Service for use with any other product or service." Probably got you there. BTW--what a f'n joke that those crazy sexed up redbull and vodka losers have such a detailed contract.

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  14. You did the right thing, Rusty.

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  15. Well, at least Wonkette has spies in the Late Night Shots cabal. We can always read unbelieveable racist, sexist, and idiotic rants from LNS morons there.

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  16. does that mean i missed my opportunity for an invite to be a late night shotist? :(

    damn. there goes MY weekend.

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  17. Thanks for inviting me to LNS Rusty. I got kicked out too. It was fun while it lasted. Those people are jerks of immense proportions. I swear your postings of their evil ways was only the tip of the iceberg. I especially liked the posts on hooking up after smith point and getting head on the first date. Thank you LNS for kicking me out!!!

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  18. i take it that you already saw the awesome overheard on the dcist today?

    i chuckled.

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  19. F@ck LNS and screw this town. Turbos indeed.

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  20. Maybe you got kicked out of LNS because you wouldn't have an odd Fratboy Homosexual Encounter.

    "Dude I'm not gay."

    "Then get your damn hands out of my pants!"

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  21. damn, and i was going to ask for an invite.

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  22. I still don't really understand what LNS is. Unless it's an extension of the dorks in college who wore white baseball caps and thought that Green Day were, like, totally punk rock.

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  23. why would you wanna hang out with a bunch of yuppie gaytard fruits anyway,
    their alcohol level is higher than their IQ

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  24. LNS? Sounds like Mormans. (shiver.)

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  25. Can you get me an invitation? I know you got kicked out but maybe one of your 20 friends can invite me? My email is pagan.marbury@gmail.com

    I promise to return the favor.

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  26. According to Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turbo)

    Turbo:
    Refers to Guido, techno loving, hair gel and fake tan guys.

    That turbo has the "Growing Up Gotti" haircut.

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