I am 30 minutes into this God-forsaken "virtual waiting room." Stupid 9:30 Club. This is the best system they could come up with? Randomly selecting people from a black screen?
It has become apparent that I will not be attending the Smashing Pumpkins show this Tuesday. Luckily, I have a blog. I still have a puncher's chance.
If you were somehow miraculously able to acquire tickets to this show, please do not bring your friend or your significant other. Bring me. Please. I will wait in line nice and early so we can be up close. I will buy your beer. Just take me, for the love of God.
Alright, off to Craigslist.