You know those homeless people who like, ask for money at the metro station? You know... they're always all, "Do you have some change?" "Can you spare something?" Sometimes they talk about being hungry or whatever.
Ok, so, these two guys were always making these $20 bets on some baseball game, but then one of them got bored betting with money. So they make this NEW bet. Get this! If one guy loses he has to let the other guy live in his house with his wife and she'll COOK for him.
But the other guy didn't HAVE a wife. So they decided that if the guy without a wife lost, then he would have to be HOMELESS. You know, live on the street and ask for money for food even though I guess he has a job as a "government defense contractor." So that guy lost. And he had to pretend he was like, poor! For a week!
I bet the other homeless people were all, "Here's some jackass with a career selling things to the army and he's going to sleep in the park in his pokemon sleeping bag and beg for food with us? WTF?" Ha! But maybe it made them feel better to see real people with jobs living like them and asking people for food for a little while.
God. I hope someone took pictures.