Has anyone else seen the Mt. Pleasant cop who can do spins and jump the curb on his little segway with the purple undercarriage lights?
Sure the easy thing to do would be to hate him. But deep down, you know it's kind of cute. You just know he justified all the practice it took with something like, "I need maximum maneuverability in order to optimize estimated arrival time during a hot pursuit situation..."
7.17.2008
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And yes, I am willifully and knowingly posting things I suspect/hope will make the trolliest of the trolls want to claw out their own skulls.
ReplyDeleteI'll post something longer and more thoughtful when the board clears a bit in a week or so. (Blogger skips away humming to call Daddy or whatever it is chipper little girls do for fun).
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ReplyDeleteI liked this post, but your blogging and commenting will improve if you stop this parentheses-action crap. You're not using asterisks, to your credit, but this isn't a Livejournal role-playing community, it's a blog about hate.
ReplyDeleteEh, I like the stage direction stuff. Sometimes it's just kind of necessary if you're going to make the joke you want to make, y'know? It lets us all embody cartoons when we're on the internets.
ReplyDeleteTry hating DC more to improve these posts.
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