Bored Cop: "Got some ID?"
Bicylist/Accident Victim Writhing in Pain on Mass Ave: "Yeeeeeeeessssssss."
There's a pause, while accident victim groans. Cop shifts impatiently.
Bored Cop: "Fine. I'll get it out of your pocket myself."
7.17.2008
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Bicylist in pain? Delicious. Best post yet.
ReplyDeleteLiz I am not sure what you are doing, but you have received more comments in one week then JamesF and Rusty received ever.
ReplyDeleteKeep doing what you are doing and the trolls will move along and find some other blog to hate.
What I hate most about DC is there is not enough strip joints.
I've been reading this site since JamesF started it and I have to say that you have been my favorite hater to date! I truly enjoy your writing style and your online voice. Keep up the hate.
ReplyDeleteI hate modern accident victims too. They're always so helpless. My granpappy used to be an accident victim uphill each way every day in two feet of snow. Did he just lay around and moan like today's sissies? Hell no! He pulled himself up by his gumptionstraps, kicked the other guy in the balls and went on his way to the salt mines where he raised 7 childern and 3 wives on a salary of two bits a month.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a story I doubt anyone will think you made up. At least not anyone who lives around here.
ReplyDeleteOne thing I hate is an uncooperative victim.
ReplyDeleteThis is stunning. The cop actually did eventually help him? You're making that up.
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