We beseech Thee to please, please, please arrange a small smiting of the people who think this crap is funny.
Also, if it could be fitted into Your Divine Plan, a pestilence for the jerk offs forwarding the story with headers like, 'Heh, the Billary, get it?" would be nice.
Because we, your people, have suffered long under the heavy yoke of Political Jokes That Suck. Deliver our restaurant menus from cutesy. Save us.
Relief, dear Lord, is overdue.