8.03.2008

Dear Lord...

We beseech Thee to please, please, please arrange a small smiting of the people who think this crap is funny.

Also, if it could be fitted into Your Divine Plan, a pestilence for the jerk offs forwarding the story with headers like, 'Heh, the Billary, get it?" would be nice.

Because we, your people, have suffered long under the heavy yoke of Political Jokes That Suck. Deliver our restaurant menus from cutesy. Save us.

Relief, dear Lord, is overdue.
Posted by Liz at 1:31 PM
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5 comments:

  1. il rattoAugust 03, 2008

    are you even old enough to order one of those?

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  2. DavidAugust 04, 2008

    Was this a prayer or a posting?

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  3. LizAugust 04, 2008

    Is there an age limit on smiting requests?

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  4. LizAugust 04, 2008

    And I thought you had to leave this board because I suuuuuck?

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  5. M@August 04, 2008

    These local news stories are too cute by half.

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