Oh, I get it. Because the British newspaper... no. Or the Chinese Olympics... no. Well, I guess the president works in DC. So that must be the part that makes this post about DC.
You moved to this city because you thought finally you'd be around people who think you're cool. And you realized that your pose of, "I'm SMART" was just compensation for not having anything else. You're not as smart as the bar tenders. You hate everyone for not appreciating you. And somehow that's everyone else's fault. So you bitch and bitch and bitch.
Not about anything that matters, just about all the other people who aren't as cool as you. I don't care that you "lost" some blog that was supposed to make you feel better. You should feel bad. You suck. Fix that and get over everyone else.
Huh? I moved here for school. Most people moved here for school or work, not to be cool. Who moves somewhere to be cool? And why would they choose DC? I gave up trying to be "cool" a long, long time ago. But yeah, I probably am less "cool" than the bartenders. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. I think Liz might have some issues that she's trying to work out.
And what's the fixation on tattoos? Everyone has tattoos. Even the "hot" straight-haired girls you apparently look up to usually have tramp-stamps, so...I don't know. I don't understand this blog anymore.
Yeah. You know how girls talk. Because you've been around sooooo many of them.
I'm sorry, did the fact that I am a girl who is completely unimpressed by your attempts to be brainy bring back awful memories of the last blind date? The one who pretended she had to go to the bathroom and walked out on your fat ass? That must be hard.
This is so much fun....what a rush. I never really blogged before.
I am so thankful that i don't have to go dating anymore. My husband and I have been happily married for sometime now and we don't really get out to the bars anymore.
Back home, we would all hang out at the Frying Pan instead of the bars.
It seems like someone pointed out yesterday, that taking this blog so seriously that you feel the need to lecture some volunteer blogger on the 'right" way to do it, only makes you a total loser tool.
OMG! The Frying Pan is the best place ever. I don't think you guys have it out here, but we did back home. It's like a nicer Denny's where everyone got together. SO.MUCH.FUN.
Hmmmm. Not sure what to do with that one.
ReplyDeleteAll your base are belong to us?
LOL this is great!
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ReplyDeleteLate Night Shots coming out with their own reality show:
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I wish I could haz Rusty bak.
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it. Because the British newspaper... no. Or the Chinese Olympics... no. Well, I guess the president works in DC. So that must be the part that makes this post about DC.
ReplyDeletehow the hell did this blog go so bad so quick?
ReplyDeleteoften these posts don't have anything to do with DC...it's really just an attempt to be DCist...no opinion or conjecture...just links to other items.
any asshole can link to other pages...why is it funny to you...why do you feel it is meaningful to share it with us...
...come on...lets see some originality here...
this sucks.
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ReplyDeleteI don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI do like the title of your post. At least you got that right.
ReplyDeleteProbably should go with that for the name of your blog, no?
Now that is seriously funny...aweomse post!
ReplyDeleteI am pretty new to DC and stumbled across this blog....its great. I love how it is a one stop shop for randomness...who is the author?
ReplyDeleteLizzy:
ReplyDeleteI call BS.
Patrick: I'm sorry if I offended you. I am still trying to figure this whole blog thing out.
ReplyDeleteIs there a guide or something I can look at to help me out?
Again, I'm really sorry.
You guys are idiots.
ReplyDeleteYou moved to this city because you thought finally you'd be around people who think you're cool. And you realized that your pose of, "I'm SMART" was just compensation for not having anything else. You're not as smart as the bar tenders. You hate everyone for not appreciating you. And somehow that's everyone else's fault. So you bitch and bitch and bitch.
Not about anything that matters, just about all the other people who aren't as cool as you. I don't care that you "lost" some blog that was supposed to make you feel better. You should feel bad. You suck. Fix that and get over everyone else.
Huh? I moved here for school. Most people moved here for school or work, not to be cool. Who moves somewhere to be cool? And why would they choose DC? I gave up trying to be "cool" a long, long time ago. But yeah, I probably am less "cool" than the bartenders. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. I think Liz might have some issues that she's trying to work out.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's the fixation on tattoos? Everyone has tattoos. Even the "hot" straight-haired girls you apparently look up to usually have tramp-stamps, so...I don't know. I don't understand this blog anymore.
Wow. You guys are pretty harsh. You should try and give her a chance. She seems really nice.
ReplyDeleteYou go girl :)
Yeah. You know how girls talk. Because you've been around sooooo many of them.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, did the fact that I am a girl who is completely unimpressed by your attempts to be brainy bring back awful memories of the last blind date? The one who pretended she had to go to the bathroom and walked out on your fat ass? That must be hard.
This is so much fun....what a rush. I never really blogged before.
ReplyDeleteI am so thankful that i don't have to go dating anymore. My husband and I have been happily married for sometime now and we don't really get out to the bars anymore.
Back home, we would all hang out at the Frying Pan instead of the bars.
Maybe you should stop assuming that everyone who comments on the blog is a dude...I, for one, am not.
ReplyDeleteBut I guess I still don't "know how girls talk," or something. Aren't there better things to talk about, like, um...hating DC?
It seems like someone pointed out yesterday, that taking this blog so seriously that you feel the need to lecture some volunteer blogger on the 'right" way to do it, only makes you a total loser tool.
ReplyDeleteOr words to that effect.
And what the hell is a Frying Pan?
ReplyDeleteOMG! The Frying Pan is the best place ever. I don't think you guys have it out here, but we did back home. It's like a nicer Denny's where everyone got together. SO.MUCH.FUN.
ReplyDeleteWith your sense of humor, it's really too bad you didn't win that stupid contest that still matters so much to you A MONTH LATER.
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ReplyDeleteSeriously, Liz?
ReplyDeleteLizzy is obviously a fake. You're going to leave the rest of her comments up?
"Back home, we would all hang out at the Frying Pan instead of the bars."
REAAALLY?
I suspect she is a part of this whole new meta experiment theory that is being tossed around as she sounds like the worst type of DC transplant.
Come on, let's grab a beer and discuss this whole mess you've got yourself into.
Lizzy is fake?
ReplyDeleteOh no! I was going to ask her to join my networking club.