You guys made the papers!
Andrew (whom I did write back to, but who missed my email in his presumably voluminous correspondence) quoted the comment where I said the trolls are morons. But he forgot to post this from the comments, which I think captured my softer side:
We here at "Why I Hate DC" are very concerned about the "die Rusty" market segment.
We want you to know that your voice has been heard and that we will promptly do... something... quite soon to express our appreciation for your "Rusty sucks" and "Liz is a GIRL" trolling business.
We are confident that, together, we will find a solution which properly addresses your needs. Thank you for choosing this board to express your rage and impotence.