We heart rich people

You know what we need more of? Gated communities for the super-rich. There's really no better way to improve your community.

In this case, Bowie, Md. has plans to add a big complex featuring "two luxury hotels, a gated community of half-million-dollar homes, restaurants and specialty stores," as well as a new private school.

Yep, not nearly enough $500,000 homes in this area. As someone who rents a shitty apartment and has no hope of affording a decent home, I'm flipping this story the bird right now.