1. I know this is PG County, not DC proper, but, whatever, it counts. A 12-year-old boy was charged with a double murder. Just sick. Obviously, there's no joke here.
The worst part is the end of the article where there's a nice and tidy summation of kids as young as eight being charged with murder in the Metro area in the last twenty years. Why are there so many? I couldn't believe what I was reading when I came across this. What the Hell is wrong with people?
2. Thank God there was this article on the same front page. It cheered me right up. The Fairhaven School: No curriculum! No classes! NO RULES!
Interestingly enough, my hometown of Yarmouth, Mass. had a similar program. Students could just go in and out and learn at their own pace. It was great. We called it special ed.
The first three paragraphs of this totally awesome article just absolutely slayed me.
Between Rollerblade aerials and rail slides, Justin Reed described how he landed at a school that lets him do whatever he wants all day long.
He burned out on high-powered Eleanor Roosevelt High School in his home town of Greenbelt. Lost interest in the college track. Despised cafeteria food. By 11th grade, he was ready to drop out.
"I just really hated school, and Roosevelt brought that out of me," the 19-year-old said one spring afternoon next to an iron handrail that doubled as a launching slope. "Being told what to do and what to learn. Having to do homework. Grades. Grade levels. Everything that this school stands against."
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. Yeah, Justin, being told what to do sure does suck doesn't it. Get used to it you whiny pussy. Your entire life is going to be filled with deadlines and people telling you what to do. I mean, Jesus Christ. You think having to do homework sucks? What a startling conclusion. NO ONE LIKES HOMEWORK. Yet, most of us are able to get through it with our dignity intact, asswipe.
If any of you, Dear Readers, personally knows Justin Reed, please do me the favor of kicking him where his balls used to be.
3. I linked to this blog in my last post, but I guess it deserves super special mentioning. My hilarious and dear friend Agatha has started up a new blog. You should all check it out. If she gets enough hits she'll probably post pics of herself in a bikini. She is not above that.
Anyways, please join me in welcoming CYBER AGATHA to the blogging universe.
4.24.2006
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You assho-- nevermind, I just saw my myspace photo.
ReplyDeleteNOBODY NAMED AGATHA COULD POSSIBLY LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI!
ReplyDeleteFYI.. I ONLY DATE GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY COULD EASILY FIT IN AS A DANCER IN A RAP VIDEO IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY
NOT SAYING WHITE GIRLS ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE BUT MOST OF THEM JUST DONT DO IT FOR ME
PG COUNTY IS VERY HOOD
THEY KEEP IT GHETTO OVER THERE NO DOUBT
BIG SHOUT OUTS TO MY PEOPLES OUT OVER IN SUITLAND AND THE SURROUNDING AREA
Rusty wears sweater vests HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO YOU FUCKING DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!
But I actually agree with your post; this Justin Reed kid sounds like a bigtime queer...but still you wear sweater vests. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!
someone should tell this kid that they tell you what to do at mcdonald's, which is where he'll be.
ReplyDeletesuburban male curiousity for the hip hop video girls is growing increasingly. can you blame the white boys? you simply cannot compare the exotic girls in all the videos to the same old tired pasty plain janes with no ass which populate the suburbs and are visually boring to look at.
ReplyDeletefor the record nw dc is not the city it is the suburban part of dc.
ReplyDeleteLike totally, for sure!
ReplyDeleteAfter perhaps the rainiest weekend of the year, the skin on my nose is peeling -- most likely due to overexposure to the "sun." I can moisturize all I want (and I certainly have!), but unlike Jesus, my epidermis ain't comin' back from the dead.
Gag me with a spoon!
Like oh my god!!!
ReplyDeleteLike my space is like soooooooo cool!!!!
Like oh my god we like have soooooooooo much fun on there!!!
Oh my gosh!!!!
Like i wish my space was around back when i was like in high school!!!
My space is like the greatest!!!!
Oh my gosh!!
bdawg, unfortunately for objective observers, "graduates" of this school rarely go to college. the SAT must really cramp their style.
ReplyDeleteFUCK MY SPACE
ReplyDeleteFUCK THAT GENERATION Y BULLSHIT
SOME PEOPLE ARE PERFECTLY CONTENT WITH BEING A WAITER
ReplyDeleteGET OFF OF YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSES
NOT EVERYBODY ASPIRES TO BE A CUBICLE-RESEARCH-LAW FIRM-ANALYST-INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY-NON PROFIT-MARKETING-INVESTMENT FIRM-CEO-CORPORATE ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER
IF HE ENJOYS ROLLERBLADING RIGHT NOW WELL THEN SO BE IT
FUCK OFF
I KNOW A LOCAL GUY WHO HATED SCHOOL, PLAYED BASKETBALL EVERYDAY OF HIS LIFE, AFTER HIGH SCHOOL WAS GIVEN A SCHOLARSHIP TO PLAY BASKETBALL IN COLLEGE, HATED COLLEGE EVEN MORE THAN HIGH SCHOOL BUT STAYED ALL 4 YEARS AND FiNISHED, ENTERED THE NBA DRAFT, WAS SELECTED IN THE 1ST ROUND, ENDED UP SIGNING A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT
HAD HE NOT BEEN ABLE TO PLAY BASKETBALL HE PROBABLY WOULD BE WORKING AT WAL MART RIGHT NOW (WITH THE REST OF THE KIDS HE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL WITH)
HE IS THE SAME PERSON NOW THAT HE WAS BEFORE THE NBA
HASNT CHANGED A BIT
BUT DOES THE FACT HE NOW HAS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN THE BANK CHANGE THE WAY YOU WOULD FEEL ABOUT HIM?
ABSOLUTELY!
IF HE WAS WORKING AT WAL MART RIGHT NOW YOU ALL WOULD CERTAINLY LOOK DOWN ON HIM
YOU ALL SAY YOU HATE DC BUT IN REALITY YOU ALL ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN THE PEOPLE YOU BITCH ABOUT ON HERE EVERY WEEK
FUCKING POSERS
all caps glad to have you back!!
ReplyDeletethis bog just isn't the same without you making everyone else feel better about themselves...
Oh boy, the retard express just rolled in. Toot-toot! All aboard for third grade logic.
ReplyDeleteI must admit for once I have to agree with all caps. You hit the nail right on the head.
ReplyDeleteI think you guys are missing the point, these parents are paying almost 7k per year for their kids to be taught nothing. Shoot I will teach them a nice hook shot, how to roll a perfect joint, mix drinks, drive a car, pick out good music, throw in some painting and reading comprehension for 3 big a piece....
ReplyDeleteif they want their kids to learn nothing just sit them at home with a ps2 and a computer...
oh yeah and all caps you missed the point of your NBA story. All this kid was play ball all the time. These kids are doing nothing. None of them are going to the NBA, to be a professional athlete you have to hone your skill through playing other top notch players. Often times you need coaching help. You need someone to help your work out, SAT prep, etc. Your story actually proves the point Rusty was making, this bullshit 'school' is just that, bullshit.
ReplyDeleterusty,
ReplyDeletei appreciate the angry posts.
Cybil Shepard
"Yet discipline, as an outsider would conceive it, is scarce. At 9 one morning, several youngsters were sprawled on a couch, whooping over a Godzilla-like video game. At 10:30 a.m., they showed no sign of letup. No rule prevents a game fanatic from sitting in front of a screen all day. "For three years, I did exactly that," said Eric Steigerwald, 17, of Silver Spring, now in his sixth year. "
ReplyDeletecyber agatha is pretty hot for a white girl. she couldnt make it into a rap video as a dancer though. you got to have a lot of ass for that. still not bad looking at all. i'd take her to prom.
ReplyDeleteHey Agatha dont forget to spray on your tan before you post up pics of yourself in a bikini.
ReplyDeleteIts because parents aren't home with their kids, spending quality time with them and working 5 jobs to take of them. And the kids don't know what BELT means anymore.
ReplyDeleteMy sister used to get made fun of for wearing cat sweatshirts -- that didn't last very long.
ReplyDeleteSweatervests are fine.
at least cyber agatha has real hair which is more than you can say about your favorite dime piece big booty hip hop video hoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSpray-on tan is for people who can't afford memberships to tanning salons. I can't stand the poor, so there will be no spraying on of tans.
ReplyDeleteand tanning salons are for morons who want to look like tickle me elmo or tony kornheiser....
ReplyDeleteDidn't anybody else notice that this Justin kid is 19 years old? And he's still in high school?? A high school with no grades???
ReplyDeleteI also love how at least two of the parents are public school teachers. Do any teachers send their kids to public school, I wonder?