My predecessor already covered this in 2004, but I just want to remind everyone that Hummers are the automobile of the small-penised.
I mention this because, in the last 24 hours, I have seen three of those mustard colored monstrosities. And, yes, every single one has been bright yellow. Every time I see a Hummer I die a little inside. And mustard? I can't believe that mustard is the signature color of a $50,000 SUV.
And you know what, it isn't even the color of fancy Dijon mustard. It's bright yellow mustard. Poor people mustard.