4.10.2006

Stupid Hummers

My predecessor already covered this in 2004, but I just want to remind everyone that Hummers are the automobile of the small-penised.

I mention this because, in the last 24 hours, I have seen three of those mustard colored monstrosities. And, yes, every single one has been bright yellow. Every time I see a Hummer I die a little inside. And mustard? I can't believe that mustard is the signature color of a $50,000 SUV.

And you know what, it isn't even the color of fancy Dijon mustard. It's bright yellow mustard. Poor people mustard.
Posted by Rusty at 2:45 PM

11 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 10, 2006

    Yeah, and those fucking Hummers get HOV privilages, as long as they have three meatwhackers in it, even though my car gets better mileage per person than their ugly-ass fucking eyesore.

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  2. Landlady BingApril 10, 2006

    "Poor people mustard" - LOL.

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  3. AnonymousApril 10, 2006

    I hate seeing pretty ladies getting into those SUVs.

    --Matt

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  4. AnonymousApril 10, 2006

    By that, I mean the passenger seat w/ some mustache jerk driving.

    --Matt

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  5. AnonymousApril 10, 2006

    They get 3 miles per gallon while accelerating on the highway....vroom vroom vroom right into some fat Saudi Arabian's madrassa.

    Fucking turds.

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  6. Ben K.April 10, 2006

    http://www.fuh2.com/

    Best. Web site. Ever.

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  7. M@April 10, 2006

    There's a reason they call it a Hummer. I'd be pissed if I'd paid $75 Gs for a truck and didn't get one. That's really what you're paying for.

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  8. AnonymousApril 10, 2006

    The Hummer is the only product I know that, if you buy it, it guarantees that you're an asshole.

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  9. David GainesApril 10, 2006

    And to think, this is the future unless we do something about it: Hummer 8.

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  10. UnknownApril 11, 2006

    "hummers are for dicks"

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  11. pauljs75April 16, 2006

    Buy a Hummer today, and sometime in the future you'll be wondering why you're still making payments on a hulking lawn ornament when everyone else is using Treks, Giants, Huffys, and Schwinns. Sweet justice will come one day...

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