My predecessor already covered this in 2004, but I just want to remind everyone that Hummers are the automobile of the small-penised.
I mention this because, in the last 24 hours, I have seen three of those mustard colored monstrosities. And, yes, every single one has been bright yellow. Every time I see a Hummer I die a little inside. And mustard? I can't believe that mustard is the signature color of a $50,000 SUV.
And you know what, it isn't even the color of fancy Dijon mustard. It's bright yellow mustard. Poor people mustard.
4.10.2006
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Yeah, and those fucking Hummers get HOV privilages, as long as they have three meatwhackers in it, even though my car gets better mileage per person than their ugly-ass fucking eyesore.
ReplyDelete"Poor people mustard" - LOL.
ReplyDeleteI hate seeing pretty ladies getting into those SUVs.
ReplyDelete--Matt
By that, I mean the passenger seat w/ some mustache jerk driving.
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They get 3 miles per gallon while accelerating on the highway....vroom vroom vroom right into some fat Saudi Arabian's madrassa.
ReplyDeleteFucking turds.
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There's a reason they call it a Hummer. I'd be pissed if I'd paid $75 Gs for a truck and didn't get one. That's really what you're paying for.
ReplyDeleteThe Hummer is the only product I know that, if you buy it, it guarantees that you're an asshole.
ReplyDeleteAnd to think, this is the future unless we do something about it: Hummer 8.
ReplyDelete"hummers are for dicks"
ReplyDeleteBuy a Hummer today, and sometime in the future you'll be wondering why you're still making payments on a hulking lawn ornament when everyone else is using Treks, Giants, Huffys, and Schwinns. Sweet justice will come one day...
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