5.08.2007

Sheer Heart Attack

The first person to tell me why I should give two shits about an elderly monarch wins a prize.

19 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 08, 2007

    Her fabulous hats?

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  2. I thought we threw off that oppressive monarchy centuries ago. That didn't stop the QEII from blocking off ALL of 17th street yesterday at about 3:30/4pm, on her way to the British Embassy, no doubt.

    I hate DC and I hate our government for allowing such rubbish. Send the bitch by Marine 1 and save us all the headache.

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  3. Because it's one less award the president can give somebody for blundering into Iraq?

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  4. WHY, BECAUSE SHE HELPED CELEBRATE THE NATION'S FOUNDING IN 1776!!

    OMG I mean 1976. OMG LOLZ. OMG.

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  5. lincolnparkerMay 08, 2007

    Because if it wasn't for the Second Amendment, she could go right up to Friendship Heights and start pushing you around.

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  6. AnonymousMay 08, 2007

    I can't fucking believe that Europeans still have monarchies. Kings & queens went out of style with castles, moats, knights and dragons.

    --IHateYuppies--

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  7. AnonymousMay 08, 2007

    Her hot grandsons and their shenanigans...

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  8. AnonymousMay 08, 2007

    We have closer to a monarch than the English. The prince of England is serving in Iraq.
    The bush twins are not.
    The prime minister has to answer to the parliment.
    The president does not have to answer to congress.
    All citizens can vote in England.
    Not all citizens can vote in the US.
    The Queen is a tourist attraction.
    Sort of like Disney World.
    Except Mickey Mouse doesn't tie up traffic once every decade.
    Dick Cheney ties up traffic twice a day.
    What is the point of this rambling?
    well there isn't one.
    I just hate DC.

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  9. AnonymousMay 08, 2007

    Because she's better than our monarch.

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  10. AnonymousMay 08, 2007

    Because Helen Mirren portrayed her so well in "The Queen."

    Because don't we all just need a hot cup of tea sometime?

    Because who the hell actually knows what that English condiment clotted cream is? I thought it was a type of yeast infection.

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  11. The correct answer is: you shouldn't give two shits.

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  12. Why do folks keep harping on the Bush twins not serving in Iraq? Joining our armed services is voluntary. The stupid princes ALSO volunteered.

    In fact, they volunteered when they KNEW everyone was getting sent over there. I think that makes them retards actually.

    As for giving two shits about the Queen..

    Yeah..you shouldn't.

    Her father was King during WWII and had to deal with Hitler, the Blitz..etc...along with Churchill of course...I would be more excited if it were her Dad visiting...except that he's dead.

    Although that might add another element of excitement.

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  13. cathy lanier's big choppersMay 08, 2007

    Me likes the queen's ankles! Very meaty and tatsy!!!
    Yummm.

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  14. I heard they're going to install her in the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History for the next two weeks and then she's off to New York on loan.

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  15. AnonymousMay 08, 2007

    Rusty is a Douche .....

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  16. AnonymousMay 08, 2007

    I really had no intention of giving away a prize, but if I were it would go to LincolnParker.

    ~Rusty

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  17. AnonymousMay 09, 2007

    God save the queen, the facist regime...

    Fuck that cunt, I mean fook dat twat...

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  18. xkbrzrnt from planet yMay 09, 2007

    That crusty old twat should have had to ride the Red Line.

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