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5.03.2007

You've Probably Seen the Posters

Oh man, oh man, oh man! The Borf Brigade is BACK. I can’t wait to see what rebellious pseudo-bohemian act they’ve cooked up this year. You know they’re going to do something mind-blowing like spray praint a wall. Those white kids really know how to stick it to the man, the man’s wall, and the day laborer who repaints it. Stenciling a mailbox with cryptic messages that people ultimately ignore? Cue the bongo drums and finger snaps. DEEP.

Say, does anybody think it’s too soon for the Borf Brigade to be dressing in paramilitary outfits and making YouTube videos that threaten juvenile retribution against society?

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

You wanna talk about too soon? Check this out: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=7402796&highlight&ref=nf

Anonymous said...

Hmm -- if you can't see that, it's here:

http://www.facebook.com
/profile.php?id=
7402796&highlight&ref=nf

Anonymous said...

What a pack of asshats! I get so annoyed by white kids who blame society for their problems and feel the need to deface public property. I hope they ruin their Abercrombie and Fitch outfits.

booglass said...

The show is sponsored by Chuck Burgundy. Hmmmm. Any relation to Anchorman Ron Burgiundy?

Someone call Sam Champion!

Anonymous said...

FYI to french-speaking leader of the Barf-Brigade...

Your spiritual leader, Barf, HANGED himself...not HUNG himself. If I, as a suburban white kid, got such a shitty education...I'd be pissed, too.

Rawk on, geeks.

Anonymous said...

Those types of kids don't shop at Abercrombie. Duh. They're strictly Urban Outfitters and American Apparel types.

A&F kids are the ones who riot when their college team loses.

Anonymous said...

YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG TRANSPLANTS THERE WERE OTHER GRAF WRITERS IN THIS CITY DECADES BEFORE BORF

NOBODY FROM BACK IN THE DAY REALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HIM SO I DO NOT SEE WHY YOU SHOULD EITHER

REMEMBER THIS IS A CITY WHICH PEAKED AT 400+ HOMICIDES A YEAR BACK IN THE EARLY 1990'S WHEN BORF WAS JUST A FUCKING LITTLE PRESCHOOLER

REAL DC NATIVES COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM

NOBODY FUCKING CARES

the bee in dc said...

cool "disco" dan is dreamy.

Anonymous said...

HAPPY 16TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE 1991 RIOTS YOU BITCHES

THE POLICE WERE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT YOU DOUCHEBAG TRANSPLANTS WOULD HAVE DONE FOR SAFETY

THOSE RIOTERS WOULD HAVE SHOVED SEVERAL KRYLON CANS DOWN BORF'S THROAT

Anonymous said...

SOMEONE IS HAVING TROUBLE CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF THEIR VOICE.

...speaking of Ron Burgandy.


There's no need to yell. Check your caps lock, people.

Check. Your. Caps. Lock.

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Groovymarlin said...

Hey, ascii art! Cool!

LAMP LOVER said...

I LOVE ... QUOTING POPULAR COMEDIES!

Ace said...

I have to agree. As an old school washingtonian, borf is bullshit. I saw that dude try to come up, but he wasn't shit. cool disco dan and the actual graf artists run the city, not these uninventive bullshit street artists like Borf.

Anonymous said...

BORF is for all of the transplants who have only been here long enough to know the pussified version of DC

Anonymous said...

You know how you can tell a person is a DC transplant???

They don't use the word 'transplant' nearly enough...oh, and they don't yell. Losers.


TRANSPLANTS!!!

Anonymous said...

i don't care about graf, period. old-school or borf. sorry.

Anonymous said...

How can people who consider themselves "artists" have such a crappy website.

That right there should let you know they are punk posers.

Real Graf Artists have websites that look like this:

http://www.insanefame.com/

Of course, this is NYC stuff and not DC crap. Us transplants kick a$$. Live with it.

Anonymous said...

BORF is from NYC you dumbass. His dad lives in Manhattan.

People up there think he is lame just like the people down here think he is lame too.

Both scenes suck now and are a far cry from what they were over 25 years ago.

Most people in both cities have moved on years ago. I suggest that you do too.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

Take five seconds to Google "Borf," you jackass. He even has a Wikipedia entry.

Anonymous said...

HOT POT OF COFFEE!

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