5.03.2007

You've Probably Seen the Posters

Oh man, oh man, oh man! The Borf Brigade is BACK. I can’t wait to see what rebellious pseudo-bohemian act they’ve cooked up this year. You know they’re going to do something mind-blowing like spray praint a wall. Those white kids really know how to stick it to the man, the man’s wall, and the day laborer who repaints it. Stenciling a mailbox with cryptic messages that people ultimately ignore? Cue the bongo drums and finger snaps. DEEP.

Say, does anybody think it’s too soon for the Borf Brigade to be dressing in paramilitary outfits and making YouTube videos that threaten juvenile retribution against society?

21 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

    You wanna talk about too soon? Check this out: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=7402796&highlight&ref=nf

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  2. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

    Hmm -- if you can't see that, it's here:

    http://www.facebook.com
    /profile.php?id=
    7402796&highlight&ref=nf

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  3. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

    What a pack of asshats! I get so annoyed by white kids who blame society for their problems and feel the need to deface public property. I hope they ruin their Abercrombie and Fitch outfits.

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  4. booglassMay 03, 2007

    The show is sponsored by Chuck Burgundy. Hmmmm. Any relation to Anchorman Ron Burgiundy?

    Someone call Sam Champion!

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  5. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

    FYI to french-speaking leader of the Barf-Brigade...

    Your spiritual leader, Barf, HANGED himself...not HUNG himself. If I, as a suburban white kid, got such a shitty education...I'd be pissed, too.

    Rawk on, geeks.

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  6. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

    Those types of kids don't shop at Abercrombie. Duh. They're strictly Urban Outfitters and American Apparel types.

    A&F kids are the ones who riot when their college team loses.

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  7. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

    YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG TRANSPLANTS THERE WERE OTHER GRAF WRITERS IN THIS CITY DECADES BEFORE BORF

    NOBODY FROM BACK IN THE DAY REALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HIM SO I DO NOT SEE WHY YOU SHOULD EITHER

    REMEMBER THIS IS A CITY WHICH PEAKED AT 400+ HOMICIDES A YEAR BACK IN THE EARLY 1990'S WHEN BORF WAS JUST A FUCKING LITTLE PRESCHOOLER

    REAL DC NATIVES COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM

    NOBODY FUCKING CARES

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  8. cool "disco" dan is dreamy.

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  9. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

    HAPPY 16TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE 1991 RIOTS YOU BITCHES

    THE POLICE WERE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT YOU DOUCHEBAG TRANSPLANTS WOULD HAVE DONE FOR SAFETY

    THOSE RIOTERS WOULD HAVE SHOVED SEVERAL KRYLON CANS DOWN BORF'S THROAT

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  10. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

    SOMEONE IS HAVING TROUBLE CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF THEIR VOICE.

    ...speaking of Ron Burgandy.


    There's no need to yell. Check your caps lock, people.

    Check. Your. Caps. Lock.

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  11. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

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  12. LAMP LOVERMay 03, 2007

    I LOVE ... QUOTING POPULAR COMEDIES!

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  13. I have to agree. As an old school washingtonian, borf is bullshit. I saw that dude try to come up, but he wasn't shit. cool disco dan and the actual graf artists run the city, not these uninventive bullshit street artists like Borf.

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  14. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

    BORF is for all of the transplants who have only been here long enough to know the pussified version of DC

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  15. AnonymousMay 03, 2007

    You know how you can tell a person is a DC transplant???

    They don't use the word 'transplant' nearly enough...oh, and they don't yell. Losers.


    TRANSPLANTS!!!

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  16. AnonymousMay 04, 2007

    i don't care about graf, period. old-school or borf. sorry.

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  17. AnonymousMay 04, 2007

    How can people who consider themselves "artists" have such a crappy website.

    That right there should let you know they are punk posers.

    Real Graf Artists have websites that look like this:

    http://www.insanefame.com/

    Of course, this is NYC stuff and not DC crap. Us transplants kick a$$. Live with it.

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  18. AnonymousMay 04, 2007

    BORF is from NYC you dumbass. His dad lives in Manhattan.

    People up there think he is lame just like the people down here think he is lame too.

    Both scenes suck now and are a far cry from what they were over 25 years ago.

    Most people in both cities have moved on years ago. I suggest that you do too.

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  19. Take five seconds to Google "Borf," you jackass. He even has a Wikipedia entry.

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  20. AnonymousMay 10, 2007

    HOT POT OF COFFEE!

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