5.17.2007

"The Best Rock 'N' Roll Dance Party This Side of Betty Ford"

In February I wrote a non-DC related post about my championship level skills at Guitar Hero II. Every month Wonderland holds a competition and I won in February. I sat out March. When I returned last month I was disappointed to see that the tournament field had decreased considerably. Yeah, I won. Again. But there was no pride in it for me.

In the comments of that post I just linked to, someone suggested that I tell everyone about the competition before it happens instead of just gloating afterwards. This same person also challenged me to a game in the comments. I invited him to the April GH competition and, well, let's just say that things didn't work out for him. One should not mess with the "God of Rock."

So, yeah, I enjoyed beating 31 other players. 11? Not so much. So, dear readers and Guitar Hero aficionados, I invite you all to come out to Wonderland tonight at 7pm (not sharp) for the Guitar Hero II competition. No cover. The competition is followed by Evil Disco. If you like the bands listed there, you will like Evil Disco. It is a great time. It's an opportunity to knock me off my high horse and an opportunity to listen to AC/DC and Iron Maiden at an extraordinarily high volume. You can't lose. Except to me. At Guitar Hero.

18 comments:

  1. ZebraboyMay 17, 2007

    What do you know about AC/DC and IRON MAIDEN?

    You were born in 1983 you poser punk fuck Madonna dick.

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  2. AnonymousMay 17, 2007

    Rusy is a Douche .....

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  3. dammit zebraboy, you beat me to it.

    rusty's probably upset there's no sleater-kinney in guitar hero II.

    long live the metal!

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  4. AnonymousMay 17, 2007

    I was never a fan of S-K. Until their last album. Holy Hell. If you like the rock you will like The Woods. Cock rock shrieked by banshees. \m/

    ~Rusty

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  5. didn't you attend their show at 9:30 last year...and blog about it?

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  6. AnonymousMay 17, 2007

    Ha. Yes. *Shame*

    But, that doesn't disqualify my last statement. The Woods rules. Give it a shot.

    ~Rusty

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  7. AnonymousMay 17, 2007

    Rusty, you whine about every little inconvenience about living in D.C. (late baggage in an American airport?!?!…GASP!). You tear down the locals, make a lot of generalizations about our attitudes, and you complain about how boring and vanilla we are…then when you stumble across a truly laughably pathetic form of entertainment…something completely worthy of mockery…something so truly analogous to the essence of hollow accomplishment that so drives many transplants to Washington…It turns out that THIS is your preferred method of entertainment. Ironic…

    Actually, I’m just busting your chops. I’m glad that you make an effort to find things you enjoy about living here. I mean that.

    Still, I’m curious if its the wide availability of video game tournaments in shitty bars that makes life in Boston so much better than in D.C.

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  8. Just out of curiosity, how many among us, given the choice between being king of bar guitar hero or maintaining a supposedly pristine winning streak in trivial pursuit would choose the former over the latter?

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  9. Guitar Hero?

    Well... at least you're not bragging about Dance Dance Revolution.

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  11. lines across americaMay 17, 2007

    "dammit zebraboy,"

    Watch yourself buddy. Zebraboy is a LEGEND around these parts.

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  12. AnonymousMay 17, 2007

    KILL EM' ALL!!

    LET GOD SORT EM' OUT!!!

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  13. how does one really become a "Guitar Hero"?

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  14. AnonymousMay 17, 2007

    DONT GET MAD.

    NUKE THE BASTARDS.

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  15. AnonymousMay 18, 2007

    So, who won? Upd8.

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  16. AnonymousMay 18, 2007

    Haha, it was dead. Note to self: my readers do not play Guitar Hero.

    But, yes, I won. I am undefeated since January. Which is sick because I'm not even *that* good.

    ~Rusty

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  17. You Know WhoMay 19, 2007

    He owes all this glory to me anyway. Without my superior boredom of DC, he'd never have found this gem. You're welcome BIG GUY.

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  18. AnonymousMay 19, 2007

    Oh....and he beats fat girls and wanna be hipsters for this title, so it's not that glorious. Then again his dancing at Evil Disco IS entertainment. Probably as thrilling as some frat boy bar crawl in MASSholeville.

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