Barry truly is the gift that keeps on giving. I'm not even going to pretend to be outraged at this, because really now, what else would we expect? Of course he has diabetes, and that makes it so he can't even, I don't know, buy a copy of TurboTax. Obviously! And it gets better, he's even got a donor lined up, and will be receiving a kidney transplant.
According to WUSA:
Barry is hoping a federal judge will consider his medical condition and not send him to jail for probation violation. He says he'll file his 2007 and 2008 returns in a day or so.
"In a day or so!" Hey, don't rush. You might hurt yourself. 2008 isn't due until April.
You know what I have to say about all of this? (And I think you all will agree):
Wilford Brimley pays his motherfucking taxes. And he's got twice the diabetes Marion Barry ever will.