2.27.2009

Open Season (Weekend Edition)



What do you hate? Go at it. This is yours for the bitching, all weekend long. Have fun.

21 comments:

  1. Bearded neo-hippie transplant hipster scum.

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  2. I hate little men in big trucks.

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  3. And this band:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/finalcut/sets/1381216/

    Although they did a good job with William Shatner.

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  4. I hate the District Schmistrict fucktards that keep posting your Flickr photos because they think you're somehow offended or upset by your own tattoos, photography work, or past photo shoots.

    Because fuck man, I would be pissed if someone was promoting my photography and flaunting my tattoos that I already knew were available to everyone on the net. Oh yeah. And I would be super pissed if they were making me look good and showing off my modeling photos.

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  5. "Because fuck man, I would be pissed if someone was promoting my photography and flaunting my tattoos that I already knew were available to everyone on the net. Oh yeah. And I would be super pissed if they were making me look good and showing off my modeling photos."

    Or it could be that he looks like a colossal fruit whose awful fashion and sunken cheeks make him look like he's withstood a Category 5 dickslapping all over his face.

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  6. Yeah, OK. Dave's a model... but what's he benching?

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  7. Hockey fans, especially Caps fans. They're like hemorrhoids in that the pain and itching never dulls.

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  8. I don't know who's worse out of the three: 1) the people who frequent Chinatown, 2) the Verizon Center fans (whichever event or sport) that displace the people who frequent Chinatown, or 3) the people who cook the nastyass Chinese food in Chinatown.

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  9. what i hate..

    1.) caps fans. hockey in general.

    2.) ghetto people who love hanging out in chinatown, and bitch about the number of transplant people in chinatown, ignorant of the fact that none of the stuff they like in chinatown would be there if they transplants never went there.

    3.) people who talk about "their" neighborhood even though they cant afford to live there anymore. it aint your hood if you cant pay the rent.

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  10. I hate transplants who move someplace and dwell constantly on said city's negatives many of which can be said about most places to some degree. Or completely blow said negatives completely out of proportion. Or fail to recognize that there are positives. Or start a self aggrandizing blog whining about said negatives.

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  11. Three Anons above........ You've succinctly summarized key scenarios. You get the 2009 Insight Award.

    The Verizon Center fans are all...... coming to DC from VA and MD. Gack.

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  12. I took a triple dose of Super Macho and M@ knelt before me for an hour.

    I pumped a hot load into his mouth. He swallowed greedily.

    Just a little cum-hungry bitch.

    Just like his mom.

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  13. Worst DC blogs run by romantically involved couples:

    District, Schmistrit (Katie and the Fat Kid)

    14thandYou (Mrs & Mrs 14th and You)

    whyihatedc (M@sshole and the Effeminate 1)

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  14. Anonymous,

    CONDITIONER IS BETTER THAN SHAMPOO! ANY FOOL KNOWS THAT.

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  15. M@sshole. I love it. Awesome. Dude, HOW did you KNOW that I am a Boston Red Sox fan?

    It's like you're fucking psychic or something!

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  16. LET'S GO, RED SOX! LET'S GO, RED SOX!

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  17. Leave it to an idiot to make an incorrect assumption.

    No, it has nothing to do with men in jock straps playing with balls. (but we know you like that sort of thing)

    It has to do with the fact that you, "M@" are a MAXIMUM ASSHOLE. Thus; M@SSHOLE.

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  18. Alright government employed men is DC. please get a pair of pants that fit. I'm sick of seeing you in pants that cut the cheese and rise three inches above your ankles. These are always worn with thick souled winged tips. wtf?

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  19. Darrin, learn how to write and then try again.

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  20. Last Anonymous to this post,
    Despite typos, mispelled words, and punctuation errors, does this post describe you?

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  21. "does this post describe you?"

    Not even close. But if it helps you feel better about yourself, by all means; believe anything you like.

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