Meet Virginia; she's a racist whore

A PLAY IN ONE ACT

The setting: A crappy dive bar in Fairfax, Va. Monday night.

[A friend says he wants to watch the Heat-Pistons Game 7. I walk over to the bar to find the TV remotes; they're on the bar between a bunch of guys.]

ME: You guys mind if I change one of these TVs to the basketball?
GUY: What do you want to watch that nigger-ball for?
ME: [speechless]
GUY: If you want to watch a bunch of overpaid niggers, go ahead.

Aaaaaannnnddddd....
scene.

What is there to say?

What can I say?

I have nothing to add.

Except for maybe PLEASE SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS HATE-FILLED HELLHOLE!!!!!